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A Piece of Something, All Right

What the hell is this? Is this actually a blob of silicone with hair in it? For $18? No, sorry.
If I wanted one of these, I’d pull it out of my nose at a traffic light. Talk about hidden treasures!

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28 comments on A Piece of Something, All Right

  1. bixby
    October 8, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    this certainly is the last object my sherished one needs

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  2. MelanieCookie
    October 8, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    “Sherished.” LOL This looks like a huge glob of earwax complete with the owner’s hair. Why in the hizell would you want to give this to someone as a gift?

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  3. Emyerson
    October 8, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    That right there is a testicle. An $18 silicone testicle. With real human hair. Sherished, indeed.

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  4. fidgetrainbowtree
    October 9, 2009 at 12:29 am

    regardless of the spelling mistake I have no idea what the hell this is and I don’t like things I don’t understand.

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  5. misery
    October 9, 2009 at 1:09 am

    This is gross.

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  6. FoldingMetalChairs
    October 9, 2009 at 3:17 am

    My sherished one said to me the other night, “Dear, could I have a few public hairs to stick in my little scrap of fimo?” — I of course thought it was a darling idea!

    *snort

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  7. thembone
    October 9, 2009 at 5:07 am

    what the fuck. (bonus points for “skin tone colored!”… it might vary, but you don’t get to request it. So it might just be a piece of somebody else.) I’m pretty sure my sherished one would dump me if I gave him a nasty piece of stranger hair stuck in rubber.

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  8. sar-sar
    October 9, 2009 at 5:33 am

    Well, according to the listing “this item has made it to the front page of etsy” — why am I not surprised?

    Only on etsy could someone try to make something in the family of plastic poop and fake vomit as “art”.

    Fortunately, as of my making this post: no one has purchased one.

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  9. moi
    October 9, 2009 at 6:11 am

    I saw this on one of the other sites, and I seriously don’t get it. There is not even a snarky comment or question to convey how much I don’t get it.

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  10. CharlesDexterWard
    October 9, 2009 at 6:47 am

    Am I trying to break up with the one I “sherish”? If someone I was dating gave me that, I’d take it as a sign. If my spouse gave me that now, I’d brace myself for divorce papers.

    And is that my hair? Or am I giving my sherished one hair from someone else’s head?

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  11. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 9, 2009 at 7:23 am

    I shave that piece of myself, thank you.

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  12. imamazed2
    October 9, 2009 at 7:31 am

    okay, this one made me pee a little

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  13. bonspiel
    October 9, 2009 at 8:45 am

    I actually really love this blob. But then, I like a lot of things I don’t understand. I think the thing that makes it okay for me (and believe me it still squicks me out a little) is that it is so skillfully done. I added it to my favorites a long time ago.
    It reminds me of the work of Ron Mueck.

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  14. jwheeler
    October 9, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    I think this would be a touching gift to a survivor of testicular cancer.

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  15. magpietakesflight
    October 9, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    i just puked.

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  16. sd5353
    October 9, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    That wig needs a toupee or a comb-over, stat!

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  17. freshie
    October 9, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    The Front Page of etsy??? Really? That certainly makes me feel better about not reaching the front page for the last year…

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  18. Crossed Promise
    October 9, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    Wow…I could make this and sell them for $18? Little bit of 3rd Degree and a quick bit of hair punching…Hell I could sell them for $15, still make a profit and corner the market on sherished objects!!

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  19. Mominator
    October 10, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    If it had a little more hair and moved by itself (though for all I know it does) it would look just like a puss caterpillar.

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  20. CateLawrence
    October 12, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    is it a wart removed?

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  21. PussDaddy
    October 13, 2009 at 4:59 am

    So far not one of us has claimed that this item is growing on us.

    PussDaddy

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  22. bonspiel
    October 13, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    I would buy it if it was remote controlled.

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  23. vangoghbabe
    October 14, 2009 at 11:43 am

    I had a great aunt once that had something like this growing on her….oh, yeah…it was my great uncle!!! EWWWWWW

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  24. razberries
    October 16, 2009 at 10:44 am

    this looks like something nasty that fell off of a ‘real doll’

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  25. whatthefuck
    November 12, 2009 at 6:59 am

    i don’t wanna know what that is.

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  26. It Lives
    December 3, 2009 at 3:32 am

    Good for voodoo dolls.

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  27. AmenhotepIV
    March 25, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    This is just so gross and awful, I want to kill myself (especially since this seller has SOLD these repeatedly!).

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  28. FitToDERP
    May 10, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    I’ve had nightmares about this “piece of me.”

    I am not kidding.

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