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Kodiak Moment

Maybe the second one should have ears on it.

17 comments on Kodiak Moment

  1. getthready
    October 7, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    “My First Crocheted Chocolate Bar, Legs Free With Purchase!”

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  2. sar-sar
    October 7, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    for a minute there I thought maybe this was the back of the bear… but then I visited the listing and this is the only picture.

    Perhaps it’s a bear for visually impaired children. They will never notice the lack of facial features or ears.

    Or maybe it’s a birth defect bear, like some sort of natural genetic mutant…

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  3. moxie.krasinski
    October 7, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    For $10 they could throw in a couple of googley eyes? Hell, they don’t even have to be glued on straight…

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  4. starification
    October 7, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    “Kodiak Moment”

    LOVE the pun :D

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  5. nlguy516
    October 7, 2009 at 6:52 pm
  6. fidgetrainbowtree
    October 7, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    it’s a politically correct bear – so that the bears who have no features don’t feel so bad about themselves.

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  7. jodyreale
    October 8, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Where’s the vagina?

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  8. bloopoo
    October 8, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    LOL @jodyreale! :>D

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  9. mustachio
    October 8, 2009 at 8:11 pm
  10. jamie
    October 9, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    seriously bung some button eyes on that thing and i’d buy it..it’s kinda cool

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  11. vangoghbabe
    October 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    I’m thinkin’ Blair Bear Project….kinda creepy, in a tree and all……

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  12. vangoghbabe
    October 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    On second thought….DON’T JUMP LITTLE GUY!!!!

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  13. Batman
    December 1, 2009 at 8:04 am

    You were a dreprived child then? My Teddy bear had clothes and a ribbon.

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  14. Orenj
    January 10, 2010 at 2:14 am

    That “eyeless, earless teddy bear thing” as Helen calls it has a name. Abstract Minimal Bear and his friend Abstract Variegated Bear are doing quite well in their new home, thank you very much!
    http://twitpic.com/mc2gc
    http://twitpic.com/mcefr
    http://twitpic.com/meaqf
    http://twitpic.com/mejhz
    http://twitpic.com/u53y3
    ;-D

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  15. ReneeIsMe2Day
    September 20, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    I know this has already sold but I just asked my kids a moment ago what they thought it was. My (almost) 4 year old daughter said, “Pajamas!”. My six year old son said, “A bird’s nest.” I was laughing like crazy. I would seriously buy something like this just for how funny it would be to show people my new “teddy bear”.

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  16. Kristene
    December 20, 2010 at 2:19 am

    I have also just purchased Abstract Bear, and I have asked the maker if she has any in plain white or brown. I seriously want 100 of these things. They are so awesome. I didn’t want to tell her I found the link here because I’m afraid she might not make any more. The bear may be the strangest looking thing I’ve seen, but I NEED TO HAVE IT. For those of you who also want bears, she still has some up. Abstract Bear and I are going to have a great adventure :D

    She knows. I asked her to be in the book. She’s a good sport. Also, there’s a picture of this bear in the gallery above, posing with its new owner. – HK

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  17. Zaranne
    June 2, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    It’s knitted, not crocheted…jeez…

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