Miscarriage of Justice
- Submitted by Haley
I don’t want to see your stoned, fucked up cat rubbing itself all over a tiny fetus on your living room floor. That just makes me really uncomfortable. Seriously, if I wanted to see shit like that, I’d go to Live Journal.
October 6, 2009 at 11:09 am
“Fetus toy in pink”??? Oh lordy, what other colors do fetus toys come in?
October 6, 2009 at 11:43 am
You filed this item under ‘cats’? Aw, poor kitties! Please don’t blame the kitties for this object…please! I’ve had 5 cats over 20 years, and all were particular about the shapes of their toys. They have to be mouse-shaped or a plain ball or pillow. Nothing else appeals. I can imagine my male cat doing the ‘watch me bury this crap’ gesture with this toy. He would not be wrong.
October 6, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Could be good to throw at pro-lifer protesters. Wouldn’t that confuse them?
April 19, 2011 at 8:21 pm
Well, I don’t know about them, but it would confuse ME.
Ooh! Oooh! I know! A thoughtful gift for any cat-lover’s baby shower!
“Your baby looks just like this right now! Except, you know, a lot smaller…and without the huge blue splotches on its head. Oh, and I’m sure your baby actually has limbs. And, uh, probably isn’t stuffed with catnip, either. But other than that, exactly like this!”
Yeeaaah.
October 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Or you could save some money and just buy a few shrimp. It would serve the same purpose.
October 6, 2009 at 10:46 pm
I wouldn’t pay 6 bucks for it, but I’d pay 50 cents for it at a tag sale. Or make it myself out of scraps. I think it’s amusing. I’d make a uterus to go along with it, of course.
October 7, 2009 at 6:21 pm
I just wanted to say gracias for all the sales I recieved today
October 9, 2009 at 6:56 am
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October 9, 2009 at 1:00 pm
i think its cute
October 12, 2009 at 1:58 am
this actually made the gift guide… I’m not sure I’d let me 16 year old kitty play with it… haha random as!
October 18, 2009 at 10:26 am
ACTION SHOTS!
http://huntsvillain.com/Images/2009/October2009/Minerva/
October 25, 2009 at 7:25 am
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Look at that nasty ass carpet in the action shots. It looks like a cat attacked an actual fetus and no one cleaned up the stains.
October 30, 2009 at 11:49 pm
I like it. It reminds me of something I would make, seriously. : )
November 11, 2009 at 7:00 pm
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December 9, 2009 at 1:20 pm
This one cracks me up everytime I look at it…I mean “What…uh…Who…uh….Why….?”. A Fetus?! I just….uh….
December 23, 2009 at 3:45 pm
i just got this as a joke gift and i was surprised!!! my cat cat has never played with something so much! i think its her new favorite play thing. hahhaha. thank you regretsy! love it!
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November 23, 2010 at 4:06 pm
I literally laughed so hard I started to cry and the person in the office behind me was concerned for my emotional well-being. Well done. It was better than Cats
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August 9, 2011 at 1:12 am
The creativity of some, must be given some applause for the work on this site. I might not like the gadgets, but 100 points for creating monsters in our playground.
August 13, 2011 at 4:15 pm
this is hilarious!
October 18, 2011 at 1:12 pm
As a matter of fact….my cat does enjoy playing with a fetus now and again.