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Miscarriage of Justice

Posted by Helen Killer

15 comments

I don’t want to see your stoned, fucked up cat rubbing itself all over a tiny fetus on your living room floor. That just makes me really uncomfortable. Seriously, if I wanted to see shit like that, I’d be on Live Journal.

- Submitted by Haley

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Oct 6, 2009
11:09 am

#1 Ella M. :

“Fetus toy in pink”??? Oh lordy, what other colors do fetus toys come in?

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Oct 6, 2009
11:43 am

#2 Life During Wartime :

You filed this item under ‘cats’? Aw, poor kitties! Please don’t blame the kitties for this object…please! I’ve had 5 cats over 20 years, and all were particular about the shapes of their toys. They have to be mouse-shaped or a plain ball or pillow. Nothing else appeals. I can imagine my male cat doing the ‘watch me bury this crap’ gesture with this toy. He would not be wrong.

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Oct 6, 2009
1:29 pm

#3 nerdette27 :

Could be good to throw at pro-lifer protesters. Wouldn’t that confuse them?

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Oct 6, 2009
2:33 pm

#4 al_frank2000 :

Or you could save some money and just buy a few shrimp. It would serve the same purpose.

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Oct 6, 2009
10:46 pm

#5 katherose :

I wouldn’t pay 6 bucks for it, but I’d pay 50 cents for it at a tag sale. Or make it myself out of scraps. I think it’s amusing. I’d make a uterus to go along with it, of course.

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Oct 7, 2009
6:21 pm

#6 bixby :

I just wanted to say gracias for all the sales I recieved today

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Oct 9, 2009
6:56 am

#7 moi :

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Oct 9, 2009
1:00 pm

#8 jamie :

i think its cute

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Oct 12, 2009
1:58 am

#9 sophiehillartist :

this actually made the gift guide… I’m not sure I’d let me 16 year old kitty play with it… haha random as!

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Oct 18, 2009
10:26 am

#10 omegix :

ACTION SHOTS!

http://huntsvillain.com/Images/2009/October2009/Minerva/

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Oct 25, 2009
7:25 am

#11 crazycatlady :

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Look at that nasty ass carpet in the action shots. It looks like a cat attacked an actual fetus and no one cleaned up the stains.

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Oct 30, 2009
11:49 pm

#12 pants :

I like it. It reminds me of something I would make, seriously. : )

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Nov 11, 2009
7:00 pm

#13 itlives :

Right up there with http://toys.janim.net/d-454583698-Folkmanis_Stuffed_Mini_Piranha_Finger_Puppet.php , although I think in a contest the piranha would win.

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Dec 9, 2009
1:20 pm

#14 pjonesnm :

This one cracks me up everytime I look at it…I mean “What…uh…Who…uh….Why….?”. A Fetus?! I just….uh….

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Dec 23, 2009
3:45 pm

#15 wizardsleeve :

i just got this as a joke gift and i was surprised!!! my cat cat has never played with something so much! i think its her new favorite play thing. hahhaha. thank you regretsy! love it!

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