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NSFW – T-Wrecks

Posted by Helen Killer

34 comments

You know, maybe if dinosaurs didn’t jack off so much, they wouldn’t be extinct. Just something to think about.

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Oct 5, 2009
4:33 pm

#1 Rana :

What. the. hell.

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Oct 5, 2009
5:40 pm

#2 grumpy :

WHY WHY WHY

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Oct 5, 2009
5:52 pm

#3 fidgetrainbowtree :

WHAT?
Why can I have it in silver or orange? Why those colours? I don’t get it … my brain hurts … a lot.

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Oct 5, 2009
6:01 pm

#4 Valerie Z :

That is the biggest urethra I’ve seen all day.

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Oct 5, 2009
6:25 pm

#5 oh my :

I just saw this today, for some reason.

But mostly, I wanted to post to say that I am so glad that more things have been added–I’ve been checking, and I could live happily never seeing the fish/squirrel thing ever again! I was about to stay away for a couple days!

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Oct 5, 2009
9:00 pm

#6 denisewalks :

M-kay.
Love your commentary.

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Oct 5, 2009
9:14 pm

#7 Freshie :

I think they were going for super geek irony, but it’s just wrong. And not funny or ironic. It just kinda makes you want to barf.

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Oct 5, 2009
9:18 pm

#8 Em :

Love it. In a horrified and disgusted sort of way, of course.

http://runawaylawyer.blogspot.com/2009/10/my-newest-timesuck.html

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Oct 5, 2009
10:47 pm

#9 John Foley :

“Curse these dainty little claws of mine! How am I supposedly to properly choke my Archaeopteryx?”

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Oct 5, 2009
11:36 pm

#10 akeeyu :

How did you miss THIS?

“IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR DINO”S ASS mounted on a plaque to match please send an extra $10 to your order.”

Haaaaaaaaahahahaha

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Oct 6, 2009
1:47 am

#11 Otto Von Bismarck :

I thought Pink Floyd were the only dinosaurs still around that are total wankers.

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Oct 6, 2009
4:37 am

#12 Warren :

What you say makes no sense at all. If that were true, mankind would have been extinct eons ago.

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Oct 6, 2009
5:06 am

#13 Cara :

I kid you not – had I excess money, I would buy one of these for my kitchen. And you can pick your own colors, man, it’s not just orange or silver – you can also pick your animal, and for an extra 10 bucks he’ll throw in the mounted animal butt too.

Yeah. I want one of these!!!

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Oct 6, 2009
5:15 am

#14 Lorrie :

Ooooooo: Now I know why the scientists from Jurrasic Park called them Raptures.

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Oct 6, 2009
5:17 am

#15 sarse :

Well, thank god it now comes in silver as well as orange. I’m glad someone discovered other colors in the spray paint aisle… or perhaps there was a clearance?

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Oct 6, 2009
7:11 am

#16 The Mayor of Bethville :

If you’re going to make it, at least make it useful. Make the dick long enough to double as a coat hook. Geez.

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Oct 6, 2009
8:02 am

#17 Liz :

Well now, that’s just impossible. Everyone knows dinosaurs’ arms were too short to reach their genitals; that’s why they were so pissed all the time.

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Oct 6, 2009
8:34 am

#18 steve :

I’ve studied dinosaurs a little bit, and that is definitely NOT a T-Rex. It looks more like an Allosaurus, the arms are too long and have 3 claws. T-Rex had tiny arms with tiny claws and could not have reached his dino-pp.

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Oct 6, 2009
9:15 am

#19 Sylphon :

I don’t think my brain will ever be clean after this post. Ouchie.

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Oct 6, 2009
10:58 am

#20 Ella M. :

I agree with Mayor of Bethville. But maybe the head is supposed to be the coat hook. Umm, I mean the head with the teeth.

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Oct 6, 2009
11:09 am

#21 Biodagar :

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

OMFG. I haven’t laughed this much in a long time!!!!!!! That’s awesome.

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Oct 6, 2009
2:09 pm

#22 shaidarharan :

the creators other items are great too, like the diarrhea decapitated dog hanging http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20201138

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Oct 6, 2009
7:39 pm

#23 misanthrope :

Appears to be sold out.

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Oct 7, 2009
11:19 am

#24 camoguard :

You have become almost as awesome as Stephen Colbert and Neil Gaiman to me in one fell swoop by posting this. Hail to the king of dinosaur knick knacks.

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Oct 7, 2009
9:17 pm

#25 duckieuglings :

I KNOW HER!!!! i have seen these in person, and let me tell you, they are ah-ma-zing.

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Oct 8, 2009
12:09 am

#26 mommaroach :

Is that a little sperm cell on the end? Just curious.

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Oct 8, 2009
10:53 pm

#27 Jonny Boy :

steve, normally I’d agree, the arms were to short to grab his dino-dong, but if you look closely, you can see that his junk is on his chest. Well within jerking distance.

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Oct 9, 2009
12:49 pm

#28 Keasby :

Dear Warren #12,

Please excuse Regretsy for confusing its evolutionary pressures: Dinosaur masturbation causes catastrophic meteor strikes. Human masturbation only kills kittens. Luckily, zombie masturbation creates kittens. Thus a dynamic equilibrium is achieved.

Yours handily,

Keasby

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