But mostly, I wanted to post to say that I am so glad that more things have been added–I’ve been checking, and I could live happily never seeing the fish/squirrel thing ever again! I was about to stay away for a couple days!
I kid you not – had I excess money, I would buy one of these for my kitchen. And you can pick your own colors, man, it’s not just orange or silver – you can also pick your animal, and for an extra 10 bucks he’ll throw in the mounted animal butt too.
Well, thank god it now comes in silver as well as orange. I’m glad someone discovered other colors in the spray paint aisle… or perhaps there was a clearance?
I’ve studied dinosaurs a little bit, and that is definitely NOT a T-Rex. It looks more like an Allosaurus, the arms are too long and have 3 claws. T-Rex had tiny arms with tiny claws and could not have reached his dino-pp.
You have become almost as awesome as Stephen Colbert and Neil Gaiman to me in one fell swoop by posting this. Hail to the king of dinosaur knick knacks.
steve, normally I’d agree, the arms were to short to grab his dino-dong, but if you look closely, you can see that his junk is on his chest. Well within jerking distance.
Please excuse Regretsy for confusing its evolutionary pressures: Dinosaur masturbation causes catastrophic meteor strikes. Human masturbation only kills kittens. Luckily, zombie masturbation creates kittens. Thus a dynamic equilibrium is achieved.
Not only is this odd but HotTopic, the large goth retail stores in the mall have taken this design (without the penis)and turned it into a necklace see http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Jewelry/Necklaces/TRex-Cameo-Necklace-121345.jsp
The necklace is even in the same burnt orange color.
I know they steal designs because they stole a design from me, i went to the mall and saw my necklace on their rack with a big sticker thatsaid made MAKE IN CHINA on the back.I know it was mine because it even had the marks from my carving tools on it and the same small differneces in measurements as the one i sell in my etsy store. They had mass produced it over seas without my permission. Etsy sellers beware HotTopic needs new styles for the mass made Over seas over priced stores and they are using etsy sellers without their permission. I have contacted HotTopics lawyer and this seller should do the same! Stop screwing the little etsy seller HotTopic!
October 5, 2009 at 4:33 pm
What. the. hell.
October 5, 2009 at 5:40 pm
WHY WHY WHY
October 5, 2009 at 5:52 pm
WHAT?
Why can I have it in silver or orange? Why those colours? I don’t get it … my brain hurts … a lot.
October 5, 2009 at 6:01 pm
That is the biggest urethra I’ve seen all day.
October 5, 2009 at 6:25 pm
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October 5, 2009 at 9:00 pm
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October 5, 2009 at 9:14 pm
I think they were going for super geek irony, but it’s just wrong. And not funny or ironic. It just kinda makes you want to barf.
October 5, 2009 at 9:18 pm
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October 5, 2009 at 10:47 pm
“Curse these dainty little claws of mine! How am I supposedly to properly choke my Archaeopteryx?”
October 5, 2009 at 11:36 pm
How did you miss THIS?
“IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR DINO”S ASS mounted on a plaque to match please send an extra $10 to your order.”
Haaaaaaaaahahahaha
October 6, 2009 at 1:47 am
I thought Pink Floyd were the only dinosaurs still around that are total wankers.
October 6, 2009 at 4:37 am
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October 6, 2009 at 5:06 am
I kid you not – had I excess money, I would buy one of these for my kitchen. And you can pick your own colors, man, it’s not just orange or silver – you can also pick your animal, and for an extra 10 bucks he’ll throw in the mounted animal butt too.
Yeah. I want one of these!!!
October 6, 2009 at 5:15 am
Ooooooo: Now I know why the scientists from Jurrasic Park called them Raptures.
October 6, 2009 at 5:17 am
Well, thank god it now comes in silver as well as orange. I’m glad someone discovered other colors in the spray paint aisle… or perhaps there was a clearance?
October 6, 2009 at 7:11 am
If you’re going to make it, at least make it useful. Make the dick long enough to double as a coat hook. Geez.
October 6, 2009 at 8:02 am
Well now, that’s just impossible. Everyone knows dinosaurs’ arms were too short to reach their genitals; that’s why they were so pissed all the time.
October 6, 2009 at 8:34 am
I’ve studied dinosaurs a little bit, and that is definitely NOT a T-Rex. It looks more like an Allosaurus, the arms are too long and have 3 claws. T-Rex had tiny arms with tiny claws and could not have reached his dino-pp.
October 6, 2009 at 9:15 am
I don’t think my brain will ever be clean after this post. Ouchie.
October 6, 2009 at 10:58 am
I agree with Mayor of Bethville. But maybe the head is supposed to be the coat hook. Umm, I mean the head with the teeth.
October 6, 2009 at 11:09 am
BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
OMFG. I haven’t laughed this much in a long time!!!!!!! That’s awesome.
October 6, 2009 at 2:09 pm
the creators other items are great too, like the diarrhea decapitated dog hanging http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20201138
October 6, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Appears to be sold out.
October 7, 2009 at 11:19 am
You have become almost as awesome as Stephen Colbert and Neil Gaiman to me in one fell swoop by posting this. Hail to the king of dinosaur knick knacks.
October 7, 2009 at 9:17 pm
I KNOW HER!!!! i have seen these in person, and let me tell you, they are ah-ma-zing.
October 8, 2009 at 12:09 am
Is that a little sperm cell on the end? Just curious.
October 8, 2009 at 10:53 pm
steve, normally I’d agree, the arms were to short to grab his dino-dong, but if you look closely, you can see that his junk is on his chest. Well within jerking distance.
October 9, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Dear Warren #12,
Please excuse Regretsy for confusing its evolutionary pressures: Dinosaur masturbation causes catastrophic meteor strikes. Human masturbation only kills kittens. Luckily, zombie masturbation creates kittens. Thus a dynamic equilibrium is achieved.
Yours handily,
Keasby
October 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
HAHAHAHA this isnt bad, this is incredibly awesome.
October 10, 2009 at 8:21 am
Steve #18 – I dunno, I think Lorrie #14 is one the right track – looks like a Deinonychus to me.
Not that anatomical correctness is high on the artist’s list apparently, but, you know.
October 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm
If you had little bitty arms and a huge dick like that you’d be pissed and go extinct too!!
October 13, 2009 at 7:13 am
i’m amazed that dinosaurs were circumcised. who knew?
October 13, 2009 at 6:17 pm
#31 vangoghbabe :
If you had little bitty arms and a huge dick like that you’d be pissed and go extinct too!!
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ROFL
November 8, 2009 at 3:24 pm
nooooooo!
May 24, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Would that make it a T.Rexion?
August 8, 2010 at 12:38 am
Same shop:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/18844413/kawaii-tampon-stationery-set-of-5-with?ref=v1_other_2
This person is just…eh never thought I’d hear Kawaii and tampon in the same sentence!
August 11, 2010 at 2:13 pm
So this is were the funny folks hang out on etsy. I sure hope my shop never shows up here lol
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December 5, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Not only is this odd but HotTopic, the large goth retail stores in the mall have taken this design (without the penis)and turned it into a necklace see
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Jewelry/Necklaces/TRex-Cameo-Necklace-121345.jsp
The necklace is even in the same burnt orange color.
I know they steal designs because they stole a design from me, i went to the mall and saw my necklace on their rack with a big sticker thatsaid made MAKE IN CHINA on the back.I know it was mine because it even had the marks from my carving tools on it and the same small differneces in measurements as the one i sell in my etsy store. They had mass produced it over seas without my permission. Etsy sellers beware HotTopic needs new styles for the mass made Over seas over priced stores and they are using etsy sellers without their permission. I have contacted HotTopics lawyer and this seller should do the same! Stop screwing the little etsy seller HotTopic!
May 14, 2011 at 4:32 am
So.. she finally found a men, now her vibrator can be recycled.. (in this case on YOUR wall)..
May 19, 2011 at 3:45 pm
I think this is the most incredible thing ever created.
July 26, 2011 at 2:20 am
Does it get any sillier? Phew, this site is outrageous.