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Club Foot

- Submitted by Kari

“I couldn’t help but notice the dead prairie dog foot around your neck. So do you wanna fuck or what?”

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14 comments on Club Foot

  1. Crossed Promise
    October 5, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    “Psychopathic elegance for the dangerously amoral.”
    That’s how she describes her shop which also sports a taxidermy bat head mounted on some mangled lace and hung from a rosary. Who knows, it COULD get you laid at the club. Or, attacked by scavenger birds. Same thing I guess.

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  2. John Foley
    October 5, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Dismembered animals are SUCH a turn-on.

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  3. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 6, 2009 at 7:18 am

    Prairie dogs live in houses partially constructed from their own shit. Is that really an animal with a paw you want to wear around?

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  4. bloopoo
    October 6, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    ROFLMAO “Club Foot”

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  5. misery
    October 9, 2009 at 1:14 am

    I have the exact same bracelet, minus the paw. The seller did not actually make it, but bought it at Ardene, a discount jewelry store, for $4.

    I’ve worn it countless times to goth clubs before and so far it hasn’t gotten me laid. Not even once. It must the magic paw that I’m missing.

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  6. tootiefrootie
    October 9, 2009 at 7:33 am

    Well who doesn’t want a little bubonic plague action?

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  7. heidi
    October 9, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    at least they DID something with the foot…unlike the pigeon feet!

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  8. pnutbtr_toast
    October 10, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    I was wondering how much extra it would cost to get that lovely piece of spine it’s sitting on as well. Such a classy display tool. I mean, for if I were to ever take it off.

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  9. bigblack
    December 2, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    so thats what happened to my dog…

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  10. goldphoenix
    March 18, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    G-R-O-S-S. This was it. After all the posts I’ve looked at on here, this is the first one that actually made my skin crawl.

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  11. mad2physicist
    September 1, 2010 at 8:21 am

    I think her bat head is more likely to get you laid than this paw.

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  12. deenadj
    September 11, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    #8 – I was wondering if anybody else caught the fact that the Prairie Dog Sex Magnet (hey, call it what it is) was reclining on a vertabrae stool. And what “club” are the talking about? The one they used to beat the prairie dog to death before dismembering him?

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  13. kaydeel
    October 7, 2010 at 11:13 am

    Doubles as a neck scratcher!

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  14. onotoman
    August 2, 2011 at 12:49 am

    I must also agree that this is gross, but it does provide some perverse interest in the weird and wonderful that is available to the market.

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