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Club Foot

Posted by Helen Killer 11 comments

- Submitted by Kari

“I couldn’t help but notice the dead prairie dog foot around your neck. So do you wanna fuck or what?”

11 Comments
Oct 5, 2009
4:38 pm
#1 Crossed Promise :
“Psychopathic elegance for the dangerously amoral.”
That’s how she describes her shop which also sports a taxidermy bat head mounted on some mangled lace and hung from a rosary. Who knows, it COULD get you laid at the club. Or, attacked by scavenger birds. Same thing I guess.

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Oct 5, 2009
4:55 pm
#2 John Foley :

Dismembered animals are SUCH a turn-on.

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Oct 6, 2009
7:18 am

Prairie dogs live in houses partially constructed from their own shit. Is that really an animal with a paw you want to wear around?

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Oct 6, 2009
6:22 pm
#4 bloopoo :
ROFLMAO “Club Foot”

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Oct 9, 2009
1:14 am
#5 misery :
I have the exact same bracelet, minus the paw. The seller did not actually make it, but bought it at Ardene, a discount jewelry store, for $4.

I’ve worn it countless times to goth clubs before and so far it hasn’t gotten me laid. Not even once. It must the magic paw that I’m missing.

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Oct 9, 2009
7:33 am
#6 tootiefrootie :
Well who doesn’t want a little bubonic plague action?

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Oct 9, 2009
12:31 pm
#7 heidi :

at least they DID something with the foot…unlike the pigeon feet!

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Oct 10, 2009
9:34 pm
#8 pnutbtr_toast :

I was wondering how much extra it would cost to get that lovely piece of spine it’s sitting on as well. Such a classy display tool. I mean, for if I were to ever take it off.

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Dec 2, 2009
1:45 pm
#9 bigblack :

so thats what happened to my dog…

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Mar 18, 2010
2:30 pm
#10 goldphoenix :

G-R-O-S-S. This was it. After all the posts I’ve looked at on here, this is the first one that actually made my skin crawl.

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Sep 1, 2010
8:21 am
#11 mad2physicist :

I think her bat head is more likely to get you laid than this paw.

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