Comments on: A Kernel of Truth

By: docleather

docleather — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 00:36:03 +0000

probably smells like it, too.

By: HalfNote5

HalfNote5 — Tue, 17 May 2011 03:24:16 +0000

Day late and a dollar short with this observation, but at least this seller’s shit doesn’t stink.

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10 Funniest Regretsy Listings | Afro-Squad Online Men's Magazine — Thu, 12 May 2011 18:58:20 +0000

[...] says “class” more than a hunk of soap that’s shaped like a turd. (Link | [...]

By: deenadj

deenadj — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 21:19:29 +0000

That the fact that she has to tack on the “don’t insert this soap into any body cavity” disclaimer means some jackass has already done it and lived to regret it.

I used to work in a store and a lady came in and complained that she’d purchased some “gel douche”, used it, and got a rash. I pick up the bottle, and turn it around – “gel douche” means “shower gel” in French. She had bought a bottle of Vitabath, the label is English on one side and French on the other. She left without…

By: www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com

www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com — Sat, 01 May 2010 02:40:59 +0000

I recently saw the corn soap that you would eat to get the corn poop. Does this mean that you would also fart and blow bubbles?

By: SteviMay

SteviMay — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:18:44 +0000

AGH… if it didnt look like skin-poop i’d totally buy it… needs more brown
*teehee*

By: littykidder

littykidder — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:27:55 +0000

Corndogshit?

By: hamoza

hamoza — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:23:53 +0000

Corn pone?

By: hamoza

hamoza — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:22:56 +0000

gives new meaning to the term ‘huitlacoche’ or ‘corn smut’, a mexican delicacy.
I’ll take mine from the cob, thanks anyway.

By: www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com

www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:37:59 +0000

I think the soap would be great for a bachelor pad for when guys go over to watch football or play poker!

By: RUShittingMe

RUShittingMe — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:46:14 +0000

I actually love SoapyHo’s shop…that’s how I found this blog. Both are brilliant and funny and original.

By: sbarnes2

sbarnes2 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:48:57 +0000

Only if you’re using it to wash dishes.

By: itlives

itlives — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:00:29 +0000

But is the soapy seven inch long dong on a rope dishwasher safe?

By: thefragile7393

thefragile7393 — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:41:35 +0000

I dunno, I rather like some of her stuff. And having lots of scents to choose from is a GOOD thing–I don’t see how it could be negative. I don’t like ALL of her stuff, or even a lot of it, but I definitely think the poo ones are funny personally.

By: Stingray Charles

Stingray Charles — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:18:58 +0000

It’s like I keep telling my kid, “when you eat salmon caserole, make sure to chew up the corn really well before swallowing, Otherwise…”