Profits from Regretsy merchandise are used to hire Etsy artists to create handmade products for various charities, or to directly benefit Etsy sellers in need.

All revenue generated by Regretsy.com is donated to charitable works. See our Charity page for complete information.

Money raised to date for all projects: $10,057.00

Click here to visit our Zazzle store

Amazon.com
Barnes & Noble
Borders
IndieBound
RandomHouse.com
and other retailers

A Kernel of Truth

Posted by Helen Killer

41 comments

- Submitted by Sue G.

Get, up, turn around, look in the toilet and compare your turd to the product they just sold you. If only everyone had that kind of honesty.

Filed in Bathroom 41 comments

41 Comments

Add Comment

Oct 5, 2009
9:51 am

#1 One :

I just totally blew coffee out my nose with this one. Have you checked out the rest of her store?

Rate this comment: +1

Oct 5, 2009
11:29 am

#2 #2 Two :

Check out her profile. O_o Holy crap, so to speak.

Rate this comment: +1

Oct 5, 2009
12:15 pm

#3 TonstantWeader :

Uh, his soaps make you feel dirty… while you get clean? Yuck.

Rate this comment: +1

Oct 5, 2009
1:49 pm

#4 The Mayor of Bethville :

But does it come in liquid?

Rate this comment: +8

Oct 5, 2009
1:54 pm

#5 Helen Killer :

Only in Mexico.

Rate this comment: +12

Oct 5, 2009
3:37 pm

#6 Graceless :

I thought one generally tried to welcome potential customers with their profile, not encourage them to actively avoid them.

Also…tip from a buyer here. Pick a few fucking scents and go with them. Seeing a massive list of fragrances on each listing is off-putting and tells me that you don’t know your products and market well enough to be selling to me (also, it gives me the “I just bought a soap making kit and some molds and don’t know shit about ingredients”). That sends me right to your competition. And there is *always* competition (and I don’t care if you are an “original” or not).

Rate this comment: +2

Oct 5, 2009
3:38 pm

#7 StinkBait :

Looks like shit.

Rate this comment: +10

Oct 5, 2009
6:41 pm

#8 WTF is that?!?!? :

This seller has one negative feedback…because the buyer’s poo soap smelled like bubblegum instead of ROSES!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Rate this comment: +17

Oct 5, 2009
7:36 pm

#9 beets...or rectal bleeding? :

I particularly appreciate the choice of fragrances. “I’ll take Amish Harvest with the splooge covered vag. Thanks!”

Rate this comment: +7

Oct 5, 2009
9:56 pm

#10 Razberries :

so of course i had to see the ‘negative’ feedback…then i noticed that the person ‘rhino’ wrote these crazy novels in the feedback section- obviously a friend or relative of the seller. when you click on that profile, it doesn’t exist…hmmmm

Rate this comment: +3

Oct 6, 2009
8:24 am

#11 Mindy :

Really funny thing – this is perfect for a co-worker & I just bought it…..

Rate this comment: +2

Oct 6, 2009
9:50 am

#12 WinchesterLambourne :

Razzberries – Rhino isn’t a relative of Soapy’s (so there was no shilling or anything), just an ETC fellow forum member that willingly changed their name as they were buyer-only.

Rate this comment: 0

Oct 6, 2009
10:53 am

#13 Madame Curare :

@ Razberries: Soapy actually has a lot of friends on Etsy. She’s very active on the forums, and is an all around stand up chick, helpful to newbs, and has a great sense of humor (as you could probably tell). Rhino is another member of the Etsy forum, not, as far as I know, a relative.
I think her work is hysterical, and she makes it intentionally gross and oddball. They are gag gifts, ya know?

@ Graceless: Soapy makes her own molds. I can understand trying to reach as wide an audience as possible, especially with a niche item, which is why I assume she has all the scents listed. *shrugs*

Rate this comment: +2

Oct 6, 2009
11:11 am

#14 SoapyHo :

Thank you so much for adding me to your blog! I’d like to clear up a couple of things. First, I didn’t use a pre ~ bought mold to make this corn poo soap. I designed something myself that works. As for the amount of fragrances, you go run to the competition, I could care less. I LOVE fragrances, hence the reason for having so many. I have been making soap for years, I do know my product VERY well, thank you very much. And Rhino is still on etsy, she just changed her name and I am not related to her nor do I know her personally. Her new name on etsy is “moist”
I hope this clears things up! I love fragrances and really love to create my own scents because I CAN. These are gag gifts. If you don’t like them, don’t look. It’s that simple. My customers have a sense of humor. Graceless, try looking into getting one of those.

And as for the bubblegum smelling poo soap, that was a shipping accident and I did send her the correct scent.
Thank you all, and have a nice day.:)

Rate this comment: +13

Oct 6, 2009
12:34 pm

#15 LuvToShop :

I fucking love Soapyho’s shop.

It is obvious to me that Graceless knows nothing about soapmaking, scents, quality control, essential oils, fragrance oils, testing, or anything really.

I do know that Soapyho does know these things and I admire her artistic talent.

Soapyho, if you are reading this, Rhino became Moist but changed the user ID again. I would also love it if you could expand on your STD line of soaps-HILARIOUS!!!!

Rate this comment: 0

Oct 6, 2009
1:35 pm

#16 PussDaddy :

#8 WTF is that?!?!? : This seller has one negative feedback…because the buyer’s poo soap smelled like bubblegum instead of ROSES!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
And here I thought that roses only smelled like ooh poo poo.

PussDaddy

Rate this comment: +2

Oct 6, 2009
6:41 pm

#17 bloopoo :

This seller has one negative feedback…because the buyer’s poo soap smelled like bubblegum instead of ROSES!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
——————-
OMG, I still can’t stop laughing! That’s a classic!! :>D

Rate this comment: 0

Oct 6, 2009
11:33 pm

#18 Stiflers Mom :

LOL I love the tags . . .

Rate this comment: 0

Oct 7, 2009
7:01 pm

#19 bixby :

that is the best negative feedback I’ve ever read

Rate this comment: 0

Oct 7, 2009
7:31 pm

#20 redhead :

I’ll tell you what I hate. And this list is longer.
I hate copiers, and I don’t mean the machines. People that copy are uncreative lame asses that don’t have a clue as to what they are doing. Some people say it’s a compliment that others copy me. Bullshit. It’s not a compliment, it’s an insult and shows that some people have not one ounce of creativity in their empty head.
_________________________

Someone would actually copy this angry putz’s work? What, they couldn’t find anyone successful to copy? 54 sales in nearly 2 years, I guess crude and bad taste isn’t a hot seller.

Rate this comment: +1

Oct 8, 2009
12:39 am

#21 mommaroach :

I went to her website. I want the “Mature Handmade 7 Inch Long Dong with Balls Soap On A Rope” in the Amish Harvest scent, please!

Rate this comment: +2

Oct 8, 2009
5:56 pm

#22 SexMeUp :

Redhead:
Her website (soapyho.com) is where she sells most of her soap since etsy pretty much displays all your purchases. Imagine running around the forum showing your recent purchase of spooge and balls, or a girth accelerated hard cock (speaking of hard cocks, sounds like someone really needs one-right up the redhaired expressway). Another shitty thing about Etsy are all the fucking copycats. I had to yank my shop because of it. I wished I stayed longer so I could have copied her profile-I fucking love it!

As far as your ‘angry putz’ comment, do you mind if I steal that for an idea? I sculpt and would love to name my next piece ‘angry putz’. She’ll have red hair and something special ‘down there’.

Rate this comment: 0

Oct 9, 2009
1:31 am

#23 7ate9 :

i learned something new today

“growler” aka poo poo

I will try to use it in several sentences tomorrow

Rate this comment: +1

Oct 9, 2009
12:56 pm

#24 heidi :

i want to use it and leave it on the floor of the shower when i have company.

Rate this comment: +6

Oct 9, 2009
7:34 pm

#25 redhead :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -7

Oct 13, 2009
7:14 pm

#26 mew :

I thought I was progressive the year I bought my brother in law boob soap, I was SO wrong!

Rate this comment: +2

Oct 15, 2009
8:50 pm

#27 StebbyLee :

Requesting Halloween Candy Corn in my poo soap !!!
Nice way to ring in my fave Season !!!

Rate this comment: +3

Oct 16, 2009
5:40 pm

#28 crazycatlady :

I flashed back to the movie Friday….”Smokey, I’ll clean up your shit for $2. Eeewwwwwww, when did you eat corn?”

Rate this comment: 0

Oct 18, 2009
6:11 am

#29 Jea :

I’m a fan of soapy ho. I think the corn poo is funny. I also like the splooged on vagina soap. I’ve bought less offensive soap from her…LOL

Rate this comment: 0

Nov 4, 2009
3:31 pm

#30 buffoon :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -6

Nov 5, 2009
3:18 pm

#31 Stingray Charles :

It’s like I keep telling my kid, “when you eat salmon caserole, make sure to chew up the corn really well before swallowing, Otherwise…”

Rate this comment: +1

Nov 8, 2009
7:41 pm

#32 thefragile7393 :

I dunno, I rather like some of her stuff. And having lots of scents to choose from is a GOOD thing–I don’t see how it could be negative. I don’t like ALL of her stuff, or even a lot of it, but I definitely think the poo ones are funny personally.

Rate this comment: +4

Nov 11, 2009
9:00 pm

#33 itlives :

But is the soapy seven inch long dong on a rope dishwasher safe?

Rate this comment: 0

Nov 20, 2009
3:48 pm

#34 sbarnes2 :

Only if you’re using it to wash dishes.

Rate this comment: 0

Nov 25, 2009
11:46 am

#35 RUShittingMe :

I actually love SoapyHo’s shop…that’s how I found this blog. Both are brilliant and funny and original.

Rate this comment: 0

Dec 2, 2009
12:37 pm

#36 www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com :

I think the soap would be great for a bachelor pad for when guys go over to watch football or play poker!

Rate this comment: 0

Feb 1, 2010
9:22 pm

#37 hamoza :

gives new meaning to the term ‘huitlacoche’ or ‘corn smut’, a mexican delicacy.
I’ll take mine from the cob, thanks anyway.

Rate this comment: 0

Feb 2, 2010
12:23 pm

#38 hamoza :

Corn pone?

Rate this comment: 0

Feb 3, 2010
3:27 pm

#39 littykidder :

Corndogshit?

Rate this comment: 0

Mar 9, 2010
5:18 pm

#40 SteviMay :

AGH… if it didnt look like skin-poop i’d totally buy it… needs more brown
*teehee*

Rate this comment: +1

Apr 30, 2010
7:40 pm

#41 www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com :

I recently saw the corn soap that you would eat to get the corn poop. Does this mean that you would also fart and blow bubbles?

Rate this comment: 0