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Notorious B.I.B.

Posted by Helen Killer 14 comments

Rock a Bye Baby
In yo mad drop
Fucking dem niggaz
Shooting dem cops
When the bough breaks
I be rubbing my tits
And homies and ballers
Be sucking my clit

Shhhhh! She’s asleep, yo!

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Oct 4, 2009
3:44 pm
#1 Miz Robyn :
Is Lil Kim snuggling with a muppet, or am I looking at it wrong?

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Oct 5, 2009
12:25 am
#2 Graceless :
I don’t have any children, which is pretty lucky since I’m certain that I’d be reciting that lullaby to them for their next bedtime.

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Oct 6, 2009
10:25 am
#3 matt :

it still looks like a tshirt… did they even change anything? Wow thats sad…

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Oct 9, 2009
9:27 am
#4 lmfao :
nothing says “role model” like lil kim…

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Oct 12, 2009
10:30 am
#5 JudiPaintedit :
Rock a Bye Baby
In yo mad drop
Fucking dem niggaz
Shooting dem cops
When the bough breaks
I be rubbing my tits
And homies and ballers
Be sucking my clit

Shhhhh! She’s asleep, yo!
________________________________

Hahahhahahahahhahahhaahhahahahahahahahahha!!!

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Oct 13, 2009
9:24 pm
#6 Sara :
This site is the funniest thing I have EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET i am dying right now!!!!!

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Oct 18, 2009
5:25 pm
#7 hammerhead77 :
It looks like this Lil’ Kim onesie has sold! It will probably appear on a toddler over at the People of Walmart site in 3…2…1….

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Oct 26, 2009
6:26 pm
#8 ThisJustMakesMeSad :
OMG HelenKiller, I think you took the words right out of Lil Kim’s mouth. When did you become such a lyrical gangsta?!

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Nov 2, 2009
3:11 pm
#9 ladyfingers :
This would be better if the title was something like “Mother Marry with Child” or “Lil’ Kim/ Marmot Wet Nurse”

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Nov 9, 2009
8:06 pm
#10 John G. :
WTF?? REALLY????
Wouldn’t a Lil’ Kim tee be best recycled as 5 thongs.
That’s only appropriate if it’s for a pregnant baby.

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Nov 13, 2009
6:38 am
#11 bopeep :

I believe it’s Corgi the Muppet drummer from the Electric Mayhem Band…did Lil Kim learn nothing from Pamela Anderson?

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Nov 19, 2009
3:24 pm
#12 bellafelle :
the question is WHAT is she DOING to the poor captured muppet

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Dec 2, 2009
10:22 pm
#13 the_hunkydorium :

you forgot to add this under the “copyright infringements” category!

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Aug 25, 2010
2:39 pm
#14 stephf84 :

pure poetry!

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