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Notorious B.I.B.

Posted on by Helen Killer
Filed in Kids

Rock a Bye Baby
In yo mad drop
Fucking dem niggaz
Shooting dem cops
When the bough breaks
I be rubbing my tits
And homies and ballers
Be sucking my clit

Shhhhh! She’s asleep, yo!

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15 comments on Notorious B.I.B.

  1. Miz Robyn
    October 4, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Is Lil Kim snuggling with a muppet, or am I looking at it wrong?

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  2. Graceless
    October 5, 2009 at 12:25 am

    I don’t have any children, which is pretty lucky since I’m certain that I’d be reciting that lullaby to them for their next bedtime.

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  3. matt
    October 6, 2009 at 10:25 am

    it still looks like a tshirt… did they even change anything? Wow thats sad…

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  4. lmfao
    October 9, 2009 at 9:27 am

    nothing says “role model” like lil kim…

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  5. JudiPaintedit
    October 12, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Rock a Bye Baby
    In yo mad drop
    Fucking dem niggaz
    Shooting dem cops
    When the bough breaks
    I be rubbing my tits
    And homies and ballers
    Be sucking my clit

    Shhhhh! She’s asleep, yo!
    ________________________________

    Hahahhahahahahhahahhaahhahahahahahahahahha!!!

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  6. Sara
    October 13, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    This site is the funniest thing I have EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET i am dying right now!!!!!

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  7. hammerhead77
    October 18, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    It looks like this Lil’ Kim onesie has sold! It will probably appear on a toddler over at the People of Walmart site in 3…2…1….

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  8. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    October 26, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    OMG HelenKiller, I think you took the words right out of Lil Kim’s mouth. When did you become such a lyrical gangsta?!

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  9. ladyfingers
    November 2, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    This would be better if the title was something like “Mother Marry with Child” or “Lil’ Kim/ Marmot Wet Nurse”

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  10. John G.
    November 9, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    WTF?? REALLY????
    Wouldn’t a Lil’ Kim tee be best recycled as 5 thongs.
    That’s only appropriate if it’s for a pregnant baby.

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  11. bopeep
    November 13, 2009 at 6:38 am

    I believe it’s Corgi the Muppet drummer from the Electric Mayhem Band…did Lil Kim learn nothing from Pamela Anderson?

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  12. bellafelle
    November 19, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    the question is WHAT is she DOING to the poor captured muppet

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  13. the_hunkydorium
    December 2, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    you forgot to add this under the “copyright infringements” category!

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  14. stephf84
    August 25, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    pure poetry!

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  15. GuesstimateJones
    August 11, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Holy *hell* that’s profane. Cool

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