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Posted by Helen Killer 18 comments

“Unused thrift store wool”, sounds like the least sanitary thing in the world to store a tampon in, short of a used coffee filter. Not to mention the fact that it attaches to your keys and sits in the bottom of your purse all day, which greatly increases the possibility of getting a piece of Dentyne in your uterus.

Filed in Vaginas 18 comments
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Oct 4, 2009
4:08 pm
#1 Rebecca C :
But the dentyne is how you fight that “not so fresh feeling”

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Oct 4, 2009
4:52 pm
#2 Caitlyn :
I thought the point of a tampon holder was to make it a discreet package, so you can carry it around without people seeing it and immediately thinking “tampon”

This purpose is fully defeated by using a tampon holder that looks an awful lot like a used tampon.

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Oct 4, 2009
6:39 pm
#3 M. :

The idea of minty tampons is making me kegel RIGHT NOW.

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Oct 5, 2009
5:43 am
#4 Margaret :

What exactly is unused thrift store wool and where do I get some?!?!?!

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Oct 5, 2009
5:47 am
#5 Margaret :

BTW, I had a good chuckle when I noticed this was “filed in Vaginas”…how appropriate! >;-D

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Oct 5, 2009
5:51 am
#6 kc4562 :

omg, this is my first visit to your site and I had such a hard time not laughing out loud at work and give myself away that I was surfing! What a fantastic start to a Monday morning – your commentary is just fantastic! I look forward to reading every day!

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Oct 5, 2009
6:58 am
#7 Christine :

oh my god! I am beyond thrilled that I found this site! I can’t stand all the crap that’s out there!! Sometimes I think to myself – Why are you making everyone’s life more obnoxious by creating all this useless crafty crap? People can’t find anything worthwhile because you and all your crappy crafting friends are clogging up the internet.
Thank the the uterus someone has come out and started bitching about these nuts!
haha love it all! xox

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Oct 5, 2009
7:20 am
#8 Vicki :

OMGosh this website is so wrong yet so damned funny, but I try not to feel guilty for people’s bad craft decisions. I love this, you’re in my fave’s. Keep on blogging!

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Oct 5, 2009
8:18 am
#9 Sarah :

The tampon is wrapped in plastic, so not THAT unsanitary. Still ugly, though.

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Oct 5, 2009
11:06 am
#10 StinkBait :

This is why guys stay away from Etsy.

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Oct 5, 2009
9:25 pm
#11 Razberries :

Caitlyn, you stole my comment- I was also thinking these looked like some OVERLY used “pons” too…this site is like a train wreck, can’t help but looking. Bring it on, I love it Helen!

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Oct 6, 2009
7:01 pm
#12 bloopoo :

My Starbucks card is on my keychain. Whenever I buy a coffee, I hand my keys to the cute Stabys guy so he can swipe the card.

Imagine the poor bugger’s reaction at seeing that!

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Oct 9, 2009
12:37 am
#13 projectkennedy :

I love how on the picture it’s $5, but on Etsy it’s $4 trying to clear some stock eh? Maybe red wasn’t the best color to use?

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Oct 12, 2009
10:30 am

The color is so fitting!

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Oct 12, 2009
10:36 am
#15 bllsunrise :

And I thought Mace on a keychain was a sure fire crime deterrent!!! What the hell did I know!!

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Oct 16, 2009
5:42 pm
#16 crazycatlady :

Makes me want to get a hysterectomy.

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Nov 9, 2009
7:43 pm
#17 John G. :

What kind of skanky individual dangles her tampons from her keychain???
This is perfect for the girl who also farts and belches in public.

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Nov 19, 2009
3:27 pm
#18 bellafelle :

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