Trojan Whores
You know, nothing says, “I’ll bang anything” quite like a couple of giant silk screened condom wrappers on your bed. Oh, It might not be as elegant as a Sparkletts dispenser full of Astroglide, but compared to the Hefty bags full of scat porn in your living room, it’s practically poetry.
October 3, 2009 at 6:10 am
I’d think this would be more effective if it were a Magnum pillow.
October 3, 2009 at 7:48 am
You might be able to get those as shams.
October 3, 2009 at 10:54 am
Such class!
October 3, 2009 at 2:04 pm
if you want to be discreet, what better way than to hide something in a giant reproduction of itself!
October 3, 2009 at 6:13 pm
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October 3, 2009 at 6:47 pm
These are AWESOME actually. Why not promote safe sex?
October 3, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Because it’s your house honey, not the student union.
October 3, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Actually, Helen, I think the target audience probably IS college-age kids and these would be fun in dorm rooms AND be a good way to promote safe sex. I would have bought one 25 years ago when I was in college. Lighten up…anything that gets sexually active people thinking about ways to have responsible, safe sex should be encouraged.
October 3, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Ms. Mel, you miss my point.
You don’t “promote safe sex” in your bedroom. You practice it.
By the time you get that far, you shouldn’t need a giant condom wrapper to get you “thinking about ways to have responsible, safe sex.” You should have already had that conversation.
October 4, 2009 at 12:17 am
Awwww. I didn’t get a seller profile link. ]:
Oh well. Haha. <3
October 4, 2009 at 12:19 am
I couldn’t find you! I’m adding it RIGHT NOW!
October 4, 2009 at 12:30 am
YESSSSS!!!! Haahahaha. My only regret is that I’m not the seller of the painting of an amputee with a kitten head.
October 4, 2009 at 12:25 pm
These are awesome!
As a college student, I could totally see these being cool in an ironic, slightly edgy way. I actually bookmarked the item page for next year, when I might need something as classy as these to furnish my apartment.
Of course, they do invite a lot of “yeah, I’m THAT big” type comments.
October 7, 2009 at 9:41 pm
If you’re going to go through the time and expense of making a custom silkscreen just for this, why use the bargain-basement brand? Lifestyles are the cheapest brand and have the most boring “artwork”. At least Trojans have a logo. In fact, stark black or white wrappers with the perforation dots and contrasting print simply declaring “CONDOM” would’ve been more pop-art-like.
October 8, 2009 at 11:50 am
Actually, these things are awesome. I remember when people encouraged the creator to sell them on Etsy, too. People shouldn’t be so afraid of talking about safer sex.
October 10, 2009 at 10:40 pm
I kinda want one, that way I could have one condom I’m not allergic to.
October 17, 2009 at 9:12 pm
It’s pretty well done and something I’d totally buy as a gag gift. Oh who am I kidding? They’d be my couch pillows… not for $50 though.
November 13, 2009 at 10:59 pm
see parents can buy these for their pre-teens, just to break the ice with the sex talk with the message “JESUS IF YOU’RE GOING TO DO IT FREAKING USE THESE”
December 9, 2009 at 4:41 pm
….the more you know. Star——–>
December 20, 2009 at 4:19 pm
I actually LOVE this pillow haha I think it’s funny. I’d buy it if it wasn’t so expensive. No joke
February 1, 2010 at 4:14 pm
really gets me in the mood
November 15, 2010 at 8:16 am
At least these look good and not like something a snickering 12 year old made. Added bonus is you’ll NEVER have to ask yourself “Dammit.. WHERE did I put the fucking condoms?” again.
For the person who was saying “why not something with a logo like Trojans”, there’s this little thing called copyright infringement they might frown on. Not that “Lifestyles” isn’t a registered trademark, but maybe they have a mellower litigation history. Just sayin’
June 21, 2011 at 2:36 am
safe sex than with a giant condom wrapper cushion! I’d love to put this design on a key chain and carry round with me.