Comments on: Shit One, Purl Two

By: val

val — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 21:01:13 +0000

I think I just wet my pants

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By: vhappylurker021

vhappylurker021 — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:51:19 +0000

I can see making this…if you’re trying to make a knitted art piece. Like, say, making an entirely knitted bathroom. True it’d be non-functional, but given the yarn stashes I’ve heard about…well, let’s just say that it be one way to “bust” your stash.

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By: kittykat181818

kittykat181818 — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:46:30 +0000

After you’re done using it as toilet paper you could just yank it off the roll holder and wear it as what it essentially is…a white scarf.

Jesus Christ.

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By: GrayPyre

GrayPyre — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:46:21 +0000

I have actually knit one of these. I was bored, I had the yarn, saw the pattern and thought what the hell it’ll be good for a joke.

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By: chicaflamenca

chicaflamenca — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:12:23 +0000

Hilarious. I want two, one for each bathroom. It will keep people out of my bathroom at parties!

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By: CrazyMamaANJ

CrazyMamaANJ — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:30:06 +0000

I went to the user’s store to get a better idea of what this is, and it’s a scarf/gag gift. It’s made to look like TP not so you can wipe with it, but as a joke. You give it to the person as a roll of “green” crocheted (not knitted!) toilet paper for giggles, but the real purpose is a scarf.

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By: Stiflers Mom

Stiflers Mom — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:28:24 +0000

They’re going to have to crochet a matching plunger, because that wad of yarn is going to clog the toidie . .

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By: stephanie

stephanie — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:23:58 +0000

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! shit one purl two!?!?!? amazing!!! “use them on camping trips” HAHAHHA!!! oh god…i just died laughing

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By: hopey

hopey — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:09:03 +0000

I’m getting a headache because my eyebrows are “knitted” together trying to figure this out… As someone who enjoys knitting, I can’t think WHY someone would EVER create this… I just don’t understand it.
NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER.
Where do they keep the toilet paper? Oh! I know… under one of those “cute” crocheted dolls on the back of the toilet!

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By: Mo

Mo — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:39:15 +0000

Um. no. Just… No.

- Maureen – I argue with Darce.

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By: Caitlyn

Caitlyn — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:12:39 +0000

there’s a bit in proverbs that says (roughly) “there are three things I do not understand, four that are too much for me…” – add this to the list

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By: PussDaddy

PussDaddy — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 04:59:04 +0000

You can just throw it in the wash along with your moonpads and wash it all together.

PussDaddy

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By: denisewalks

denisewalks — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 03:44:29 +0000

Thank you for the best giggle fit of the day.

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