Comments on: Shit One, Purl Two http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/ Where DIY Meets WTF Sat, 11 Feb 2012 04:54:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: deenadj http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-71022 deenadj Sat, 11 Sep 2010 22:25:18 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-71022 #13 - Well, Val you might be out of luck. I don't think yarn is very absorbent. Maybe you could just skip the knitted TP and just dry off by sitting on the Barack Obama toilet lid cover. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: val http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-58035 val Fri, 18 Jun 2010 21:01:13 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-58035 I think I just wet my pants I think I just wet my pants

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]]> By: vhappylurker021 http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-35017 vhappylurker021 Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:51:19 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-35017 I can see making this...if you're trying to make a knitted art piece. Like, say, making an entirely knitted bathroom. True it'd be non-functional, but given the yarn stashes I've heard about...well, let's just say that it be one way to "bust" your stash. I can see making this…if you’re trying to make a knitted art piece. Like, say, making an entirely knitted bathroom. True it’d be non-functional, but given the yarn stashes I’ve heard about…well, let’s just say that it be one way to “bust” your stash.

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]]> By: kittykat181818 http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-21975 kittykat181818 Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:46:30 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-21975 After you're done using it as toilet paper you could just yank it off the roll holder and wear it as what it essentially is...a white scarf. Jesus Christ. After you’re done using it as toilet paper you could just yank it off the roll holder and wear it as what it essentially is…a white scarf.

Jesus Christ.

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]]> By: GrayPyre http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-10346 GrayPyre Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:46:21 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-10346 I have actually knit one of these. I was bored, I had the yarn, saw the pattern and thought what the hell it'll be good for a joke. I have actually knit one of these. I was bored, I had the yarn, saw the pattern and thought what the hell it’ll be good for a joke.

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]]> By: chicaflamenca http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-1849 chicaflamenca Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:12:23 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-1849 Hilarious. I want two, one for each bathroom. It will keep people out of my bathroom at parties! Hilarious. I want two, one for each bathroom. It will keep people out of my bathroom at parties!

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]]> By: CrazyMamaANJ http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-1779 CrazyMamaANJ Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:30:06 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-1779 I went to the user's store to get a better idea of what this is, and it's a scarf/gag gift. It's made to look like TP not so you can wipe with it, but as a joke. You give it to the person as a roll of "green" crocheted (not knitted!) toilet paper for giggles, but the real purpose is a scarf.

I went to the user’s store to get a better idea of what this is, and it’s a scarf/gag gift. It’s made to look like TP not so you can wipe with it, but as a joke. You give it to the person as a roll of “green” crocheted (not knitted!) toilet paper for giggles, but the real purpose is a scarf.

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]]> By: Stiflers Mom http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-322 Stiflers Mom Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:28:24 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-322 They're going to have to crochet a matching plunger, because that wad of yarn is going to clog the toidie . .

They’re going to have to crochet a matching plunger, because that wad of yarn is going to clog the toidie . .

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]]> By: stephanie http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-225 stephanie Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:23:58 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-225 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! shit one purl two!?!?!? amazing!!! "use them on camping trips" HAHAHHA!!! oh god...i just died laughing AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! shit one purl two!?!?!? amazing!!! “use them on camping trips” HAHAHHA!!! oh god…i just died laughing

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]]> By: hopey http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-183 hopey Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:09:03 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-183 I'm getting a headache because my eyebrows are "knitted" together trying to figure this out... As someone who enjoys knitting, I can't think WHY someone would EVER create this... I just don't understand it. NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER. Where do they keep the toilet paper? Oh! I know... under one of those "cute" crocheted dolls on the back of the toilet! I’m getting a headache because my eyebrows are “knitted” together trying to figure this out… As someone who enjoys knitting, I can’t think WHY someone would EVER create this… I just don’t understand it.
NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER.
Where do they keep the toilet paper? Oh! I know… under one of those “cute” crocheted dolls on the back of the toilet!

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]]> By: Mo http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-92 Mo Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:39:15 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-92 Um. no. Just... No. - Maureen - <a href="http://snarkmoms.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">I argue with Darce.</a> Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: Caitlyn http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-81 Caitlyn Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:12:39 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-81 there's a bit in proverbs that says (roughly) "there are three things I do not understand, four that are too much for me..." - add this to the list there’s a bit in proverbs that says (roughly) “there are three things I do not understand, four that are too much for me…” – add this to the list

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]]> By: PussDaddy http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-65 PussDaddy Sun, 04 Oct 2009 04:59:04 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-65 You can just throw it in the wash along with your moonpads and wash it all together. PussDaddy You can just throw it in the wash along with your moonpads and wash it all together.

PussDaddy

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]]> By: denisewalks http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/#comment-56 denisewalks Sun, 04 Oct 2009 03:44:29 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=248#comment-56 Thank you for the best giggle fit of the day. Thank you for the best giggle fit of the day.

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