Shit One, Purl Two
Oh that is fun! Usually I just use the guest towels when we’re out of toilet paper. Hey you know what would really be fun? Matching gloves. You could use them on camping trips.
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October 3, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Thank you for the best giggle fit of the day.
October 3, 2009 at 9:59 pm
You can just throw it in the wash along with your moonpads and wash it all together.
PussDaddy
October 4, 2009 at 9:12 am
there’s a bit in proverbs that says (roughly) “there are three things I do not understand, four that are too much for me…” – add this to the list
October 4, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Um. no. Just… No.
- Maureen – I argue with Darce.
October 5, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I’m getting a headache because my eyebrows are “knitted” together trying to figure this out… As someone who enjoys knitting, I can’t think WHY someone would EVER create this… I just don’t understand it.
NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER.
Where do they keep the toilet paper? Oh! I know… under one of those “cute” crocheted dolls on the back of the toilet!
October 5, 2009 at 6:23 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! shit one purl two!?!?!? amazing!!! “use them on camping trips” HAHAHHA!!! oh god…i just died laughing
October 6, 2009 at 11:28 pm
They’re going to have to crochet a matching plunger, because that wad of yarn is going to clog the toidie . .
October 19, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I went to the user’s store to get a better idea of what this is, and it’s a scarf/gag gift. It’s made to look like TP not so you can wipe with it, but as a joke. You give it to the person as a roll of “green” crocheted (not knitted!) toilet paper for giggles, but the real purpose is a scarf.
October 19, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Hilarious. I want two, one for each bathroom. It will keep people out of my bathroom at parties!
November 20, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I have actually knit one of these. I was bored, I had the yarn, saw the pattern and thought what the hell it’ll be good for a joke.
January 7, 2010 at 1:46 am
After you’re done using it as toilet paper you could just yank it off the roll holder and wear it as what it essentially is…a white scarf.
Jesus Christ.
February 21, 2010 at 12:51 pm
I can see making this…if you’re trying to make a knitted art piece. Like, say, making an entirely knitted bathroom. True it’d be non-functional, but given the yarn stashes I’ve heard about…well, let’s just say that it be one way to “bust” your stash.
June 18, 2010 at 2:01 pm
I think I just wet my pants
September 11, 2010 at 3:25 pm
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