Shit One, Purl Two

Thank you for the best giggle fit of the day.

You can just throw it in the wash along with your moonpads and wash it all together.

PussDaddy

there’s a bit in proverbs that says (roughly) “there are three things I do not understand, four that are too much for me…” – add this to the list

Um. no. Just… No.

- Maureen – I argue with Darce.

I’m getting a headache because my eyebrows are “knitted” together trying to figure this out… As someone who enjoys knitting, I can’t think WHY someone would EVER create this… I just don’t understand it.
NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER.
Where do they keep the toilet paper? Oh! I know… under one of those “cute” crocheted dolls on the back of the toilet!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! shit one purl two!?!?!? amazing!!! “use them on camping trips” HAHAHHA!!! oh god…i just died laughing

They’re going to have to crochet a matching plunger, because that wad of yarn is going to clog the toidie . .

I went to the user’s store to get a better idea of what this is, and it’s a scarf/gag gift. It’s made to look like TP not so you can wipe with it, but as a joke. You give it to the person as a roll of “green” crocheted (not knitted!) toilet paper for giggles, but the real purpose is a scarf.

Hilarious. I want two, one for each bathroom. It will keep people out of my bathroom at parties!

I have actually knit one of these. I was bored, I had the yarn, saw the pattern and thought what the hell it’ll be good for a joke.