2/6/10 TOTAL: $31.09

Profits from Regretsy merchandise are used to hire Etsy artists to create handmade products for various charities, or to directly benefit Etsy sellers in need.

All revenue generated by Regretsy.com is donated to charitable works. See our Charity page for complete information.

Money raised to date for all projects: $1331.09

Click here to visit our Zazzle store

Shit One, Purl Two

Posted by Helen Killer

11 comments

Oh that is fun. Usually I just use the guest towels when we’re out of toilet paper. Hey you know what would really be fun? Matching gloves. You could use them on camping trips.

Filed in Bathroom 11 comments

11 Comments

Add Comment

Oct 3, 2009
8:44 pm

#1 denisewalks :

Thank you for the best giggle fit of the day.

Rate this comment: 1 0

Oct 3, 2009
9:59 pm

#2 PussDaddy :

You can just throw it in the wash along with your moonpads and wash it all together.

PussDaddy

Rate this comment: 1 0

Oct 4, 2009
9:12 am

#3 Caitlyn :

there’s a bit in proverbs that says (roughly) “there are three things I do not understand, four that are too much for me…” – add this to the list

Rate this comment: 0 0

Oct 4, 2009
1:39 pm

#4 Mo :

Um. no. Just… No.

- Maureen – I argue with Darce.

Rate this comment: 1 1

Oct 5, 2009
1:09 pm

#5 hopey :

I’m getting a headache because my eyebrows are “knitted” together trying to figure this out… As someone who enjoys knitting, I can’t think WHY someone would EVER create this… I just don’t understand it.
NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER.
Where do they keep the toilet paper? Oh! I know… under one of those “cute” crocheted dolls on the back of the toilet!

Rate this comment: 0 0

Oct 5, 2009
6:23 pm

#6 stephanie :

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! shit one purl two!?!?!? amazing!!! “use them on camping trips” HAHAHHA!!! oh god…i just died laughing

Rate this comment: 0 0

Oct 6, 2009
11:28 pm

#7 Stiflers Mom :

They’re going to have to crochet a matching plunger, because that wad of yarn is going to clog the toidie . .

Rate this comment: 5 0

Oct 19, 2009
4:30 pm

#8 CrazyMamaANJ :

I went to the user’s store to get a better idea of what this is, and it’s a scarf/gag gift. It’s made to look like TP not so you can wipe with it, but as a joke. You give it to the person as a roll of “green” crocheted (not knitted!) toilet paper for giggles, but the real purpose is a scarf.

Rate this comment: 5 0

Oct 19, 2009
8:12 pm

#9 chicaflamenca :

Hilarious. I want two, one for each bathroom. It will keep people out of my bathroom at parties!

Rate this comment: 1 0

Nov 20, 2009
8:46 pm

#10 GrayPyre :

I have actually knit one of these. I was bored, I had the yarn, saw the pattern and thought what the hell it’ll be good for a joke.

Rate this comment: 1 1

Jan 7, 2010
1:46 am

#11 kittykat181818 :

After you’re done using it as toilet paper you could just yank it off the roll holder and wear it as what it essentially is…a white scarf.

Jesus Christ.

Rate this comment: 1 0