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Rock Me Slowly

Posted by Helen Killer 8 comments

Two weeks? To paint “USA” on a rock? Well, those red, white and, blue paints are pretty exotic. That’s a special order right there. Then there’s the trip to Gnomes ‘N Things to pick out just the right rock, that could take a few days, depending on bus schedules. And then of course there’s washing the brush and letting it dry between colors. Wow. Two weeks must be a rush order.

8 Comments
Oct 2, 2009
2:22 pm
#1 Jimmy Buttcheeks :

This is the funniest website I’ve ever seen!
I have tears in my eyes…
Shit, you’re so rad!!!

Jimmy :)

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Oct 5, 2009
7:43 am
#2 Dingo :

Gnomes n’ Things? Best thing I’ve read all morning. Thank you for saying what no one else will. Some of these “arts and crafts” are really crap.

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Oct 5, 2009
2:07 pm
#3 Tabney McFarland :

But wait, there’s more… it’s not an ACTUAL rock, it’s a freakin’ CERAMIC rock. Ceramic. Rock.

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Oct 6, 2009
10:43 pm
#4 roachiepie :
And the best part is you don’t have to worry about your priceless piece of handcrafted art being ruined during the rainy season, since these colors don’t run!!!

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Oct 9, 2009
2:57 pm
#5 jeffreyrcarey :

Ceramic? Bummer, I was hoping it was porcelain.

Hysterical site. Thanks for the laughs!

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Oct 22, 2009
3:51 pm
#6 jojo :

~#4 That was pretty funny.

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Jun 10, 2010
8:08 pm
#7 Meanie :

She isn’t just painting USA on a rock..she MAKES the whole thing.

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Sep 1, 2010
8:30 am
#8 mad2physicist :

Yes, I think the delay is having to carve out the raised ‘USA’ letters and such.

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