Rock Me Slowly
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Two weeks? To paint “USA” on a rock? Well, those red, white and, blue paints are pretty exotic. That’s a special order right there. Then there’s the trip to Gnomes ‘N Things to pick out just the right rock, that could take a few days, depending on bus schedules. And then of course there’s washing the brush and letting it dry between colors. Wow. Two weeks must be a rush order.
7:43 am
Gnomes n’ Things? Best thing I’ve read all morning. Thank you for saying what no one else will. Some of these “arts and crafts” are really crap.
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2:07 pm
But wait, there’s more… it’s not an ACTUAL rock, it’s a freakin’ CERAMIC rock. Ceramic. Rock.
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10:43 pm
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2:57 pm
Ceramic? Bummer, I was hoping it was porcelain.
Hysterical site. Thanks for the laughs!
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3:51 pm
~#4 That was pretty funny.
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8:08 pm
She isn’t just painting USA on a rock..she MAKES the whole thing.
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8:30 am
Yes, I think the delay is having to carve out the raised ‘USA’ letters and such.
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2:22 pm
This is the funniest website I’ve ever seen!
I have tears in my eyes…
Shit, you’re so rad!!!
Jimmy
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