Rock Me Slowly
Two weeks? To paint “USA” on a rock? Well, those red, white and, blue paints are pretty exotic. That’s a special order right there. Then there’s the trip to Gnomes ‘N Things to pick out just the right rock, that could take a few days, depending on bus schedules. And then of course there’s washing the brush and letting it dry between colors. Wow. Two weeks must be a rush order.
October 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm
This is the funniest website I’ve ever seen!
I have tears in my eyes…
Shit, you’re so rad!!!
Jimmy
October 5, 2009 at 7:43 am
Gnomes n’ Things? Best thing I’ve read all morning. Thank you for saying what no one else will. Some of these “arts and crafts” are really crap.
October 5, 2009 at 2:07 pm
But wait, there’s more… it’s not an ACTUAL rock, it’s a freakin’ CERAMIC rock. Ceramic. Rock.
October 6, 2009 at 10:43 pm
And the best part is you don’t have to worry about your priceless piece of handcrafted art being ruined during the rainy season, since these colors don’t run!!!
October 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Ceramic? Bummer, I was hoping it was porcelain.
Hysterical site. Thanks for the laughs!
October 22, 2009 at 3:51 pm
~#4 That was pretty funny.
June 10, 2010 at 8:08 pm
She isn’t just painting USA on a rock..she MAKES the whole thing.
September 1, 2010 at 8:30 am
Yes, I think the delay is having to carve out the raised ‘USA’ letters and such.