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You know, it’s unnerving enough that there’s someone out there, painstakingly making polymer replicas of your cooter. But it really gets weird in the description:
After purchasing, send me a convo describing your vagina: the shape of your inner and outer labia, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded, or can you see it fairly easily?
Yeah, I don’t think so. If I’m going to spend that much time online talking to a stranger about my pussy, I better be playing with myself.
October 2, 2009 at 11:00 am
Haha, it is weird, but I sort-of want one.
October 2, 2009 at 12:23 pm
A coworker just instant messengered me your site. OMG – crying laughing. And cannot stop. I think this find takes the cake though. OMG OMG OMG I can’t believe these are for real. But thank god for them, because they’re side-splittingly (to say nothing of DOWN THERE) hilarious!
October 2, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Oh, my gosh, I cannot believe it.
October 2, 2009 at 9:24 pm
I think it takes a lot of patience and skill to create such realistic looking vagina art. The artist asks for the description because their clients might want a prettier representation of their vagina or even a fantasy one.
October 3, 2009 at 8:31 am
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen! I laughed so hard I cried! I think they would make nice tree ornaments don’t you?? lmao!! Or awesome party favors! Priceless!
October 3, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Well, some ARE certainly memorable. It’s things like this that remind me how daring and free some among us feel. It’s an inspiring example and I think it’s great. I hope they get a lot of “business”. (Tee hee)
October 3, 2009 at 8:02 pm
I wouldn’t order these because I’m just too lazy to go looking for my hand mirror.
Love your site. Hilarious.
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October 3, 2009 at 9:52 pm
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October 4, 2009 at 3:03 pm
She has 442 sales so it must not be all bad.
October 4, 2009 at 3:09 pm
“Transformers 2″ made half a billion dollars.
October 5, 2009 at 8:23 am
I’m always a little disturbed by some of the images of pussy that are portrayed in crafting on the internet. It’s almost as if the only source they’ve got access to is pornography and sex shops, who seem to glorify the “giant hood, butterfly inner labia” look over other versions of the pussy.
October 5, 2009 at 11:40 am
I just pissed myself a little @Helen Killer #10.
jesus christ.
must find spare underpants in desk drawer.
will be back later.
dinner’s in the microwave.
xo
your mom
October 5, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Um, I was recently thinking of buying one of these. I love the idea, and the final product. They’re just so gorgeous! And I think it’d be amazing to have a model of my vulva.
October 5, 2009 at 2:06 pm
You should buy one! I think everything featured here should be purchased by someone. Just not me.
October 5, 2009 at 8:12 pm
I can’t believe that many people out there actually buy this stuff! I looked at the sales this person has and it’s outrageous!
Just what i always wanted, to wear a vagina around my neck…. insane.
October 6, 2009 at 1:39 am
I think I recognize the one on the far left.
October 7, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Ok, Um, while I don’t think ladies should always hide their bodies in shame and sex and vulvas are dirty, horrible things.. They aren’t everyone’s flaming business either. Why not get a model of your asshole? Because no one wants to see it? Well guess what!
I could see getting one as a … joke? But not because “I am an empowered, beautiful woman with god-like vagina outsides that need to be shown off” Those parts are between me, my boyfriend and my doctor, and two out of those three can already see them pretty much whenever they want.
October 7, 2009 at 8:58 pm
While I’m not into the whole “ew my vagina is ugly and dirty” thing, it’s just as weird when people are completely obsessed with theirs and feel like they must insist at every turn that it’s beautiful and amazing. It’s a body part. I don’t want a replica of any of my other body parts either. And carrying an exact replica around on my keys would feel akin to showing my vagina to every person I pass on the street. No thanks. Last time I checked, guys didn’t need pictures of their dicks everywhere to feel good about themselves.
(You can say there are things all around that are “phallic”-ish, and sure, that’s probably true… but the female equivalent of the Washington Monument is a Georgia O’Keefe painting. Suggestive, but not an outright representation.)
October 9, 2009 at 1:24 am
I think this would make dating so much easier.
so on the first date you just whip this little puppy out and say “this is what I got down there. does this do anything for you or we both wasting our time?”
might as well just cut to the chase
October 9, 2009 at 1:25 am
which one is Paris Hilton’s? these are celebrity vag, right?
October 9, 2009 at 1:07 pm
vagina’s AND penises–both ugly. that’s why we call it, “bumpin uglies”. There are just some things you shouldn’t wear around your neck.
October 12, 2009 at 11:11 am
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October 28, 2009 at 11:10 am
did anyone see the link to this on perez hilton’s website? doesn’t he have enough celebutards to keep up with without posting this without crediting regretsy?
October 29, 2009 at 7:07 pm
I must say this is the only vagina ‘art’ on here that seems to be made by someone who’s seen one.
November 4, 2009 at 12:10 pm
O M G. I just snorted tea out my nose when I read the description.
November 5, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Ooooh that’s really weird. I kinda want one too, in a neurotic street-shock/shock-your-gramma kinda way
November 6, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Why doesn’t he just ask for a picture of your labia.
Wouldn’t that be easier. I suppose you could just leave it on a coffee table to start conversations. on a date. They may begin with nice lips… oh really you like them?they are an exact copy of my own… if he can sit through that he might be a keeper
April 7, 2011 at 4:38 pm
It seems like a picture would be much easier. And almost less creepy than describing your own vagoo down to the most minute detail.
November 7, 2009 at 7:16 pm
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November 11, 2009 at 4:42 am
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November 12, 2009 at 9:47 am
The description has changed. You can now send a photo of your ‘special place.’
After purchasing you can e-mail 2-3 photos of your Yoni to: VulvaLoveLovely [!at] Gmail.com. Please include chain choice: Antique copper or gunmetal (shown in the final photo) in the ‘message to seller’ section at checkout.
*If no photo or description is sent you will receive one of our beautiful flesh-toned Vulva pendants*
November 12, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I can appreciate it as art; I’m just glad mine doesn’t look like those.
November 19, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Wait? Is this “flesh colored” like the peach colored crayola crayon that got discontinued back in the late 60′s? What about the “vaginas of color”? Are there color options for those? What about “post-partum purple”? *mutters: realistic my arse*
November 28, 2009 at 11:47 am
I LOVE these. Gives it a whole new meaning when I ask my wife “Where did you hide the F^%$#%$ keys THIS time!
November 28, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Ya gotta buy me dinner before you get to see the Meat Curtains!! No way I’m just showin ya them- toiled around my neck. Jeepers.
April 7, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Meat Curtains.
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May 24, 2010 at 7:50 pm
I post on a few alternative/hippy mama forums, and a lot of feminists buy them..and they also get them as gifts for their midwives and doulas. lol
June 2, 2010 at 2:32 am
Seeing the labia pulled apart like that makes me shudder. They look like they’re on a dissecting table, frankly.
June 3, 2010 at 5:43 am
These disembodied genitalia need to go in dead things as well.
June 18, 2010 at 2:03 pm
make it stop! My sides are killing me!
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August 17, 2010 at 6:06 pm
I can’t believe there are 38 comments here and nobody mentioned the GREEN vagina! Then again, the incredible Hulk was on here the other day maybe its for his girlfriend?
September 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm
The seller sounds like a FREAK asking you to describe your vulva.
I have a vagina – if seeing/holding/wearing a hoo-hoo was in any way enticing to me, I’d never leave the house.
September 11, 2010 at 3:39 pm
“Hi, it’s nice to meet you. What do you do for a living?”
“Oh, I sculpt vaginas for my own Etsy store.”
I really have NO CLUE how I would respond to that statement. Great, now I’ll be up all night between this and stillborn uni-goat.
October 21, 2010 at 2:10 am
I measure….22 millimeters from labia to labia.
December 5, 2011 at 10:56 pm
I wonder…how fascinating will this charm pendant be if I should personalize it? In the name of “Art”, there will always be more than one possibility into concluding the artist’s motive for creating the pendant.
Will the pendant be the most appropriate birthday gift? Let us use our wildest imagination to decide!