Me Big Heap Crap
This is an applique that you have to iron on yourself. It comes in pieces, so you have to iron the layers on separately. And it also comes with buttons for eyes, which you have to sew on yourself. So basically, the only one doing any handcrafting here is you, and I’m pretty sure you could make something that looks more like an Indian if you were blind since birth.
October 3, 2009 at 12:21 pm
’cause the indians were known for their intricate argyle designs
October 3, 2009 at 5:33 pm
LOL what’s even better is they’re copying this item from another seller- or maybe another seller is copying them? Either way, it’s hilarious.
October 4, 2009 at 9:02 am
this is just too funny
October 5, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I think it’s actually copying from Ms. Raymond’s 2nd grade art class.
October 5, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Which makes it even better, being Native and all, does that kid look even remotely tan to anyone?
October 7, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Mitten: my thoughts exactly. In their attempt to make an “indian” kit, they’ve discovered the most perfect fabric to simulate Caucasian skin ever. Want to bet their leprechaun kit is the hue of a Hershey bar?
October 9, 2009 at 12:50 am
I just thought you ironed the whole thing on and then the buttons would melt and make it a sad Indian crying cause he’s white and has no land
October 12, 2009 at 12:46 pm
That’s not what a real Indian looks like????
Damn it, now what am I going to iron over the hole in my jeans???
September 11, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Okay, so “Indians” wear skull caps and have choirboy mouths? Thanks for the info. I’ve been looking for someone wearing bucksin pants and moccasins, a feather headdress and making that annoying noise you hear indians making in old westerns. (Go “oooo” and pat your lips with your fingers) This explains a lot of things. Like why I’ve gotten my ass kicked so many times.
October 4, 2010 at 11:43 am
Where’s the accompanying hand-shaped turkey? We did both turkeys and Indians in first grade.