The Amazing Technicolor Yawn Coat
Yes, it’s pricey. But to be fair, it’s both ugly and depressing, so really, it’s like two coats. Where do you even get fabric like this? A nursing home couch? It looks like something Elizabeth Smart was forced to wear when they took her to hand out bibles. The only thing swinging in this coat is the person who buys it, hanging by the necktie from a ceiling fan.
October 4, 2009 at 8:35 pm
how has no one commented on this one? It’s deeply hideous and the seller seems to be in earnest cranking many more similarly horribly garments.
October 5, 2009 at 5:15 am
It’s pretty terrible but I think my aunt would love it. Seriously.
October 5, 2009 at 1:40 pm
It’s very 80s. It needs a I DON’T CARE WHAT FRANKIE SAY teeshirt and lipstick red stirrup leggings underneath.
October 5, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Oh my god I wet myself laughing
October 9, 2009 at 1:41 am
her site says
“for the woman who wants to be noticed”
like she had to tell us
October 9, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I don’t buy it…the woman wearing it doesn’t seem too enthusiastic about it. Give us a captain’s pose or SOMETHING!
October 18, 2009 at 2:23 pm
But you have to admit, it’s so slimming.
November 2, 2009 at 11:15 am
holy sh*t, this one is way ghastly too:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=18271111
March 28, 2011 at 7:54 am
It’s still in her store. Does that mean she’s still waiting for this to sell????
November 11, 2009 at 7:32 pm
“I consider myself a fabric alcoholic.”
September 11, 2010 at 3:53 pm
This coat should come with a warning –
“PROLONGED EXPOSURE MAY INDUCE SEIZURES”
October 4, 2010 at 11:40 am
That made my eyes hurt. Holy crap.
December 13, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Every fabric in that store looks like recycled airplane seat covers.