The Amazing Technicolor Yawn Coat
Yes, it’s pricey. But to be fair, it’s both ugly and depressing, so really, it’s like two coats. Where do you even get fabric like this? A nursing home couch? It looks like something Elizabeth Smart was forced to wear when they took her to hand out bibles. The only thing swinging in this coat is the person who buys it, hanging by the necktie from a ceiling fan.