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The Amazing Technicolor Yawn Coat

Posted by Helen Killer 9 comments

Yes, it’s pricey. But to be fair, it’s both ugly and depressing, so really, it’s like two coats. Where do you even get fabric like this? A nursing home couch? It looks like something Elizabeth Smart was forced to wear when they took her to hand out bibles. The only thing swinging in this coat is the person who buys it, hanging by the necktie from a ceiling fan.

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Oct 4, 2009
8:35 pm
#1 greenfuzz :

how has no one commented on this one? It’s deeply hideous and the seller seems to be in earnest cranking many more similarly horribly garments.

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Oct 5, 2009
5:15 am
#2 Freshie :

It’s pretty terrible but I think my aunt would love it. Seriously.

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Oct 5, 2009
1:40 pm
#3 Life During Wartime :

It’s very 80s. It needs a I DON’T CARE WHAT FRANKIE SAY teeshirt and lipstick red stirrup leggings underneath.

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Oct 5, 2009
6:21 pm
#4 stephanie :

Oh my god I wet myself laughing

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Oct 9, 2009
1:41 am
#5 7ate9 :
her site says

“for the woman who wants to be noticed”

like she had to tell us

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Oct 9, 2009
12:25 pm
#6 heidi :
I don’t buy it…the woman wearing it doesn’t seem too enthusiastic about it. Give us a captain’s pose or SOMETHING!

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Oct 18, 2009
2:23 pm
#7 Karma :

But you have to admit, it’s so slimming.

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Nov 2, 2009
11:15 am
#8 portable wig :

holy sh*t, this one is way ghastly too:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=18271111

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Nov 11, 2009
7:32 pm
#9 camecula :

“I consider myself a fabric alcoholic.”

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