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Posted by Knitler Youth 26 comments

I choose you, Pikachu! No, not Snorlax or Meoweth. You, Pikachu, are the Pokemon I choose to shed my menstrual blood upon. You’ll discharge your electricity while I discharge my discharge and together, we’ll collect ‘em all! Those little red cheeks of yours are about to get a lot redder.

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Oct 2, 2009
1:58 pm
#1 Emily :
This is awesome. I can’t believe someone made this and thought they could make money on it! I will be showing all of my friends this.

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Oct 3, 2009
12:06 pm
#2 meredith :
You know, girls are getting their periods really young. A ten year old girl who loves Pokemon and dislikes uncomfortable non-reuseable pads and tampons would like this.

It’s not only women in their 20s who have periods or use cloth pads.

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Oct 3, 2009
6:19 pm
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Oct 3, 2009
8:00 pm
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Oct 3, 2009
8:01 pm
#5 PussDaddy :

I am, however, almost convinced that a majoriy can more readily relate to Jiggly Puff.

PussDaddy

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Oct 3, 2009
9:19 pm
#6 Sasquatch :

Oh my stars, it has WINGS! IT HAS WINGS!!

That is all.

Sas

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Oct 4, 2009
11:10 am
#7 Life During Wartime :
No Team Rocket?

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Oct 5, 2009
10:08 am
#8 Jenna :
What is wrong with me? I am 36 years old…and I actually think this is kinda cute. God help me. (For the record I agree with the poster above; I was one of those girls who started early. This might be a good thing for young girls).

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Oct 5, 2009
4:53 pm
#9 Sonja :
This one actually is oddly appropriate… but only if you know Icelandic. In Icelandic, the word for vagina is “pika.” So, when Pikachu is running around yelling “PIKA PIKA!” he’s really saying “VAGINA VAGINA.”

So, yeah, not a bad character for a menstrual pad, but I have serious doubts that the original creator had this in mind.

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Oct 7, 2009
3:10 pm
#10 QiWhiz :

Dying… can’t…breathe…..
This is hilarious, especially since my 6 year old son is obsessed with Pokemon (never noticed the Poke-mons in the name before), and wants me to play the “I choose YOU” game all the time. This adds a whole new level of hilarity to it.

And Sonja, your post made me laugh even harder. I will say “Pika Pika” with a whole new attitude.

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Oct 7, 2009
9:24 pm
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Oct 7, 2009
10:04 pm
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Oct 8, 2009
12:37 pm
#13 pantsuit :

my god pikachu! what’s happened to your face ?!

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Oct 8, 2009
4:43 pm
#14 sd5353 :

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Oct 10, 2009
7:37 pm
#15 thisiscrap :
Shouldn’t that say “Filed UNDER vaginas?”

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Oct 12, 2009
2:25 am
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Oct 15, 2009
8:39 pm
#17 tempesty :
The idea of reusing pads skeeves me out. And believe me… I got my period when I was 11 and putting a “fun” design on the pad would not have made me feel any better about the fact that I had to start wearing diapers again. (In fact, I’m pretty sure it would have made me angry. Angrier.)

Girl: “You mean I have to BLEED for a week out of every month?”
Adult: “Yes, but you get to do it on *insert favorite image here*.”
Girl: “…”

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Oct 16, 2009
5:53 pm
#18 crazycatlady :
I love the environment as mush as the next conscientious person, but I REFUSE to sacrifice my dignity by wearing this crap. What if I’m in an accident. Imagine the hot ER doctor going to check out the gash on my leg, cutting my pants off, and finding my Pikachu. And no, that is not a euphemism.

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Oct 18, 2009
10:07 pm
#19 priceless :
I think these could be redeemed with a new design… say your asshole ex boyfriend’s face for instance? Or… some shite politician (yeah Bushy McBush comes to mind). Then bleeding all over them really would be not so bad…
if it wasn’t a fucking reusable pad. God-awful. Eco-friendly does have limits and when you stink like a 40 hour old used tampon, I think you need to draw the line. Ick.

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Nov 9, 2009
9:40 am
#20 ungratefulbiped :
I’m shocked at the attitudes towards the cloth san-pro! I always thought it was a bit gross, but it’s seriously an improvement on sticking chemical treated Kotex in one’s *ahem* pika. It’s no more gross than washing underwear! Can we lay off the cloth pads now?

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Nov 9, 2009
9:57 am
#21 Helen Killer :
Nope. Sorry.

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Nov 9, 2009
7:46 pm
#22 John G. :

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Nov 11, 2009
2:07 pm
“Gotta snatch ‘em all!”

/so ashamed

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Nov 23, 2009
6:12 pm
#24 BettyMachete :
Can you trade these? Or is that unsanitary?

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Jul 12, 2010
5:52 pm
#25 DRAFTROBIN :

Chelsea Handler calls vaginas…Pickachu…I think this might be a homage to her…lol…she would find this absolutely hilarious.

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Aug 17, 2010
9:03 am
#26 SinisterTwist :

Ugh… I know people who would use this. Or that reusable “moon cup” that is also available.

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