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More Shit From the Jackson Hole

So what exactly is a “Michael Jackson Emergency”, and how is this supposed to help? Is it made of asbestos, and meant to be used when your hair catches on fire during a Pepsi shoot? Do you wear it when you don’t want to leave fingerprints on the Jesus juice? Or is it just for when you miss Michael so much, only an object he had no personal connection with will help? Whatever. It’s only $250. You can’t even buy a hit of Propofol with that.

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9 comments on More Shit From the Jackson Hole

  1. RockitQueen
    October 3, 2009 at 11:26 am

    Gold star! This site is hilarious! I’m adding your link to my site.

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  2. kristina
    October 3, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    haha. i was actually at my friend’s art show. they made this piece as a joke because they were bored. and.it.sold.for.250.dollars.

    no joke. haha

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  3. BraGasMask
    October 3, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Sweetness. If I had money to blow I’d buy it.

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  4. a. brown
    October 4, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Your snark is effing golden.

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  5. fidgetrainbowtree
    October 5, 2009 at 1:44 am

    ha ha ha … if they can sell this for $250 – good on them! ha ha … I quite like this. it’s not THAT crap – just silly – which rocks!

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  6. anonymous
    October 6, 2009 at 8:15 am

    lol I really want this. It’s hilarious!

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  7. Jea
    October 17, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    they raised the price 50bucks. hmm…

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  8. gator726
    October 4, 2010 at 11:35 am

    To break glass, just beat it.

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  9. Laminator
    December 13, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    I just love that this is filed under “dead things”.

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