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More Shit From the Jackson Hole

Posted by Helen Killer 7 comments

So what exactly is a “Michael Jackson Emergency”, and how is this supposed to help? Is it made of asbestos, and meant to be used when your hair catches on fire during a Pepsi shoot? Do you wear it when you don’t want to leave fingerprints on the Jesus juice? Or is it just for when you miss Michael so much, only an object he had no personal connection with will help? Whatever. It’s only $250. You can’t even buy a hit of Propofol with that.

7 Comments
Oct 3, 2009
11:26 am

Gold star! This site is hilarious! I’m adding your link to my site.

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Oct 3, 2009
2:22 pm
#2 kristina :

haha. i was actually at my friend’s art show. they made this piece as a joke because they were bored. and.it.sold.for.250.dollars.

no joke. haha

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Oct 3, 2009
3:35 pm
#3 BraGasMask :

Sweetness. If I had money to blow I’d buy it.

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Oct 4, 2009
3:00 pm
#4 a. brown :

Your snark is effing golden.

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Oct 5, 2009
1:44 am
#5 fidgetrainbowtree :

ha ha ha … if they can sell this for $250 – good on them! ha ha … I quite like this. it’s not THAT crap – just silly – which rocks!

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Oct 6, 2009
8:15 am
#6 anonymous :

lol I really want this. It’s hilarious!

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Oct 17, 2009
2:38 pm
#7 Jea :

they raised the price 50bucks. hmm…

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