Shoes of the Damned

Posted by Helen Killer 17 comments

I don’t know what the “freebies” are that come with these hideous sneakers, but with any luck they’ll be change of address forms. Because as soon as someone in your neighborhood sees you wearing these things, you’re on the list to get your emo weepy ass kicked every fucking day for the rest of your pathetic life.

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Oct 4, 2009
8:59 am
#1 Lauren :

Oh.my.god. This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

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Oct 5, 2009
1:37 am
#2 fidgetrainbowtree :

only $125 – now that’s a billy bargain if ever I’ve seen one. Jeez … please don’t tell me that someone’s actually bought these?

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Oct 5, 2009
2:39 am
#3 Meghan :

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Oct 5, 2009
10:31 am
#4 Russ :
I think the best part is the “TEAM EDWARD” on the backs.

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Oct 5, 2009
12:59 pm
#5 Zo :
SHOES OF A KILLAAAAAAA

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Oct 5, 2009
7:14 pm
#6 AyinX :
haha! OMG! I cant believe my shoes are in here! This is ancient! One of my practice pieces and I admit it look terrible. :)

btw, my artwork has improved a lot and my clients love them. pls. do visit my site for “Better” artwork.

Love this site btw!

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Oct 6, 2009
1:57 pm
#7 PussDaddy :
Your shop is a treasure trove of copyright infringements, AyinX.

PussDaddy

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Oct 7, 2009
9:27 pm
#8 jwheeler :
What a horrible thing to do to a perfectly innocent pair of converse sneakers. Chuck Taylor is rolling in his grave.

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Oct 7, 2009
10:14 pm
#9 CrabOfDoom :
$125 for a “practice piece”? The modesty boggles me. And I’m sure your “clients” love it. You could write “Twilight” on a roll of stolen toilet paper and get a preteen to beg her mom to give you ten bucks for it.

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Oct 7, 2009
11:43 pm
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Oct 9, 2009
1:01 am
#11 projectkennedy :

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Oct 10, 2009
7:42 pm
#12 thisiscrap :
“Your shop is a treasure trove of copyright infringements, AyinX.”

Your shop is a treasure trove of bullshit, Ayinx.

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Oct 24, 2009
1:00 pm
#13 magenashley :

lame….

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Nov 3, 2009
8:54 pm
#14 Mokosh :
What’s even more frightening is that they appear to have sold 112 pairs of these…
112 X $125 = $14,000

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

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Nov 23, 2009
6:14 pm
#15 BettyMachete :
Run away with me, Edward. I know you want to.

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Dec 16, 2009
12:28 am
#16 cptfknvicious :
i see now that all i need to do to make my etsy shop truly succeed is to sell out hardcore and let stephanie meyer rape me in the ass.

then i could sell my twilight inspired shit straight from the toilet and be rich too.

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Jan 26, 2010
9:22 pm
#17 Madeline :

Like Bella Swan, you can have your footsteps dogged by vampires and werewolves.

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