Shoes of the Damned
I don’t know what the “freebies” are that come with these hideous sneakers, but with any luck they’ll be change of address forms. Because as soon as someone in your neighborhood sees you wearing these things, you’re on the list to get your emo weepy ass kicked every fucking day for the rest of your pathetic life.
October 4, 2009 at 8:59 am
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December 2, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Please schedule an appointment at the optician immediately. Your monocle’s prescription needs to be update.
October 5, 2009 at 1:37 am
only $125 – now that’s a billy bargain if ever I’ve seen one. Jeez … please don’t tell me that someone’s actually bought these?
October 5, 2009 at 2:39 am
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October 5, 2009 at 10:31 am
I think the best part is the “TEAM EDWARD” on the backs.
October 5, 2009 at 12:59 pm
SHOES OF A KILLAAAAAAA
October 5, 2009 at 7:14 pm
haha! OMG! I cant believe my shoes are in here! This is ancient! One of my practice pieces and I admit it look terrible.
btw, my artwork has improved a lot and my clients love them. pls. do visit my site for “Better” artwork.
Love this site btw!
December 6, 2011 at 10:36 am
I’d sport some gir shoes… just saying.
December 19, 2011 at 12:34 pm
The extra is “vampire birth goo” that you apply after seeing Part 2 of the movie
October 6, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Your shop is a treasure trove of copyright infringements, AyinX.
PussDaddy
October 7, 2009 at 9:27 pm
What a horrible thing to do to a perfectly innocent pair of converse sneakers. Chuck Taylor is rolling in his grave.
October 7, 2009 at 10:14 pm
$125 for a “practice piece”? The modesty boggles me. And I’m sure your “clients” love it. You could write “Twilight” on a roll of stolen toilet paper and get a preteen to beg her mom to give you ten bucks for it.
October 7, 2009 at 11:43 pm
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December 13, 2011 at 10:57 am
Team Edward James Olmos, you mean!
October 9, 2009 at 1:01 am
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October 10, 2009 at 7:42 pm
“Your shop is a treasure trove of copyright infringements, AyinX.”
Your shop is a treasure trove of bullshit, Ayinx.
October 24, 2009 at 1:00 pm
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November 3, 2009 at 8:54 pm
What’s even more frightening is that they appear to have sold 112 pairs of these…
112 X $125 = $14,000
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
December 2, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Those trademark licenses aren’t free, y’know.
[snooooort]
November 23, 2009 at 6:14 pm
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December 16, 2009 at 12:28 am
i see now that all i need to do to make my etsy shop truly succeed is to sell out hardcore and let stephanie meyer rape me in the ass.
then i could sell my twilight inspired shit straight from the toilet and be rich too.
January 26, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Like Bella Swan, you can have your footsteps dogged by vampires and werewolves.
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June 7, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Is it just me or does anyone else think that Bella bears a striking resemblance to the tin man in The Wizard of Oz?
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October 4, 2010 at 9:51 am
Getting someone to pay $125 for this? Genius. Evil genius of course, but genius.
October 4, 2010 at 11:45 am
Perfect for kicking werewolf ass!
January 17, 2011 at 1:24 pm
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December 2, 2011 at 2:19 pm
Where does “weepy emo ass” = teen depression? Other than in your very little world, I mean.
I have a great imagination, but I could never equate those two.
Those sneakers might not have much traction in them, so please be careful when climbing down from your high horse.
April 20, 2011 at 5:00 pm
wait wait wait! They don’t sparkle?!?!
December 2, 2011 at 2:22 pm
They do when worn in the daylight.
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December 2, 2011 at 5:55 pm
I’ve asked my husband for blank shoes and new acrylics for Christmas. I’ll have money for my coronary bypass in no time!
December 7, 2011 at 12:46 pm
What’s going on with this post? As far as I can see it hasn’t been reposted recently, but it’s appearing at the bottom of every recent post as “Previous – Shoes of the Damned”.
It’s like these shoes are haunting your blog, seeking vengeance for your mockery. So far they have only managed to wreak mild confusion and cause people post replies to messages which are nearly a year old.
December 7, 2011 at 12:49 pm
I have to backdate these advent posts to hide them so they don’t come up in your feed before you open “the door.”
December 9, 2011 at 9:44 am
That plan is the blog equivalent of “Ooh, something shiny!!!” People like me think it’s the next post, so I click through and then make a couple of posts without looking at the dates…and wondering why no one else had come over from the previous pages…then I realize there’s yet another page (“Boy, April and Bronc are really putting up pages quickly today!”) then I click to the next page…
Yeah, I know. Dropped on my head as a baby. At least that’s what my mom always said. She was such a polite woman.