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Hanukkah 2011, Night 3

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  1. Qui
    December 22, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    Well, something here is unglourious, that’s for sure.

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  2. sacredcyn
    December 22, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    Is that a Bowie knife or are you just happy to see me?

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  3. meanbeads
    December 22, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Do they really feel that the watermark is necessary? I feel sorry for them.

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  4. TooManyCookbooks
    December 22, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    Did perspective spit in this seller’s latkes or something that they treat it like this?

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  5. Ravenclaw
    December 22, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    Someone has achieved the amazing. They have made Brad Pitt look old, fat and unappealing.

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    • knitibranch
      December 22, 2011 at 6:19 pm

      That’s supposed to be Brad Pitt? Fuuuuck….

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    • lfa
      December 22, 2011 at 6:25 pm

      …and born with an unfortunate syndrome.

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    • mommaallie
      December 22, 2011 at 6:26 pm

      Aww even Brad Pitt can have dental surgery. Don’t judge!

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    • knittygritty
      December 22, 2011 at 6:33 pm

      D’oh!

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    • amazon
      December 22, 2011 at 6:45 pm

      Unfortunately, Brad Pitt is managing to do that on his own.

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      • Babs Johnson
        December 22, 2011 at 6:51 pm

        Wait…is this supposed to be a BAD picture of Brad Pitt?? I mean, it’s no Fight Club, but I think he still looks hot!

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        • amazon
          December 22, 2011 at 6:54 pm

          I <3 Brad, but his I'm-going-to-look-like-Johnny-Depp phase just isn't doing it for me.

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          • TooManyCookbooks
            December 22, 2011 at 7:19 pm

            Like Jeff Bridges imitating Johnny Depp. Poorly.

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          • FilliamHMuffman
            December 22, 2011 at 7:35 pm

            How about looking like Jack Nance?

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          • inmediasres
            December 22, 2011 at 9:06 pm

            I’d almost say he’s trying (and failing) to channel Bono.

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          • centipededream
            December 22, 2011 at 10:45 pm

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      • caraway
        December 22, 2011 at 7:26 pm

        Frank Gallagher?

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      • DoBeDoBeadDo
        December 23, 2011 at 8:16 am

        I’ll be in my bunk.

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    • DoBeDoBeadDo
      December 23, 2011 at 8:08 am

      Truly. I didn’t think anybody or any thing could ruin Brad Pitt for me. thankyouverymuch.

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  6. Giraffe Cat
    December 22, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    Can we get some regretsy math on this? I see the love child of Jay Leno up there.

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  7. Lady Kwake
    December 22, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    Well. That’s a bit special.

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  8. RosieB
    December 22, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    It’s Regretsy Math time!!

    (Someone else do it…I’m still going through the shit storm of Christmas songs for my show tonight.)

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  9. chicketieboo
    December 22, 2011 at 6:15 pm

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  10. LouisatheLast
    December 22, 2011 at 6:18 pm

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    • Jemmy
      December 22, 2011 at 6:20 pm

      Yes. THIS.

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    • knittygritty
      December 22, 2011 at 6:34 pm

      This filled me with a wonderful feeling.

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    • AholicRambler
      December 22, 2011 at 6:46 pm

      NAILED IT! That was my thought exactly!

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      • LouisatheLast
        December 22, 2011 at 6:48 pm

        It kind of frightens me that anyone else would look at ANYTHING and immediately jump to “Steve Buscemi and Oliver Hardy!” Will you…will you be my friend?

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    • Ravenclaw
      December 22, 2011 at 9:37 pm

      OMFG! Buscemi is staring as an underweight Skelator???

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  11. sheltiepitbullfun
    December 22, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    The camera adds 10 pounds

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  12. Digitalis
    December 22, 2011 at 6:19 pm

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    • Canz
      December 23, 2011 at 10:22 am

      If that glass happens to be names Quentin Tarantino, sure.

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      • Canz
        December 23, 2011 at 10:23 am

        named*

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      • Partially Creative
        December 24, 2011 at 5:02 pm

        In the original Italian film it was unintentionally misspelled. Tarantino deliberately copied the spelling, which is of course totally ironic and postmodern and stuff.

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  13. toneman
    December 22, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    BawnJorno!

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    • BlueMouse
      December 22, 2011 at 6:37 pm

      That’s a bingo!

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    • centipededream
      December 22, 2011 at 10:47 pm

      ^^this this thissy this!

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  14. mommaallie
    December 22, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    WTf is up with that hand???

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    • Mystik Spiral
      December 22, 2011 at 6:40 pm

      Oh you don’t remember the part where he gets all the bones in his hand broken with a giant mallet? Damn Na-zees…

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    • stayloose
      December 23, 2011 at 2:05 pm

      The hand comes to us ala Danny Devito.

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  15. thecreightonberyl
    December 22, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    “BAWN JOR-NO!”

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  16. amazon
    December 22, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    Hmm… was the misspelling of “Inglourious” laziness (I mean, how hard is it to quickly Google the name of the movie you are homaging), or an attempt to circumvent Universal’s copyright attorneys?

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    • stayloose
      December 23, 2011 at 2:07 pm

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      • HelplessGiggle
        December 23, 2011 at 4:20 pm

        The film is called INglourious Basterds, not UNglourious Basterds, as the seller calls it in the listing title. That’s what amazon was getting at.

        How hard is it to read properly before accusing others of being lazy? :-)

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        • stayloose
          December 23, 2011 at 9:36 pm

          Sorry, I misread. I thought amazon put inglourious in quotes meaning that inglorious was misspelled. Earlier comments on the spelling of basterds must’ve gotten to me. Well, Helen’s “I’m very disappointed in you” makes a lot of sense now. Happy Hanukah to me. :)

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  17. Zithreal
    December 22, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    why does Brad Pitt’s face look like a butternut squash?

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    • unseeliepixie
      December 22, 2011 at 9:54 pm

      Judging from the tint, the movie was filmed on Mars.

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  18. lemon bombs
    December 22, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    I am so un love with this.

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  19. SpyGlassez
    December 22, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    Sorry to see that Brad Pitt’s wisdom tooth extraction didn’t heal properly in time for his sitting for this portrait!!

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  20. Tura23
    December 22, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    Judging from the P.O.V the ideal buyer for this art is somebody who fantasizes about being a Nazi who is attacked by Brad Pitt and Eli Roth.

    In other words…everybody!

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    • unseeliepixie
      December 22, 2011 at 9:55 pm

      I don’t know… regardless of who it is, I have never been fond of the “staring up your nose” camera perspective.

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  21. Mapleleaves
    December 22, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    If those chubby, deformed fingers are on Brad Pitt’s hand, what’s holding the knife?

    I assume this is supposed to be from the view of someone who’s lying on the ground looking up at them. Did it start with a tracing?

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  22. bear-xo
    December 22, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    ‘painted with pastels’???

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    • Rainey
      December 23, 2011 at 1:03 am

      I was just thinking the same thing. Since when are pastels paint?

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      • stayloose
        December 23, 2011 at 2:09 pm

        Since Etsy is a marketplace for all things handmade.

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      • SheSaidPop
        December 23, 2011 at 9:56 pm

        I give that one a pass. One technique with pastels is to draw with them and then use a paintbrush and some…oil? Paint thinner? I forget…to liquify the pastel a bit and blend the colours together. We did it in art class back in the day.

        So, you CAN kind of paint with pastels.

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  23. Postmenopaws ™
    December 23, 2011 at 3:08 am

    Needs more nose-hair.

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  24. AmberKat
    December 23, 2011 at 4:54 am

    So…. if I was rich, I would buy every single piece featured on Regretsy in the last month and give it all to my uber religious inlaws for Christmas. Just so I could see their faces when they open each one. Can anyone tell I hate my inlaws?

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  25. segoviaj048
    December 23, 2011 at 5:32 am

    I see Ryan Reynolds on the left and Sean Penn from “I Am Sam” on the right. Definitely seeing Steve Buscemi as well

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  26. edgein
    December 23, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    Eliiii, what did he do to you? :(

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  27. SheSaidPop
    December 23, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    Dude on the left looks like a young Elliott Gould to me.

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