Nice bead, but it doesn’t have the pizazz of say…a vajayjay with half a waffle sticking out of it, smothered in butter and syrup….oh when will the world wake up to the need for this kind of christmas ornament!
Could be a really cold prank to pull on the kids:
hide gifts in closet > add troll ornament after kids go to bed > kids wake up, eager to see what Santa left > nothing under tree > kids look up…
The look on the paperclip’s face makes me want a restraining order against him.
(Picture above is only 1/2 as creepy as he looks on Word 97, and not hardly as lecherous.)
Here’s a question – what if you decorated your living room this year ONLY with Regretsy advent calender items?
The spoons, creepy babies, creepier Santas, the Christs (both the deer and man hunters), burn victim monkey pandas, various dildo shaped things, etc.?
Put yourself in that room and imagine what would happen? A tear in the space time continuum, the beginning of the end times, strings of non-substance related hallucinations, getting a show on one of those cable channels high up in the 200s, a visit from Child Services even if you don’t have children, involuntary committal, or just an excuse to stay extremely drunk until January 8th, or what?
I’d be curious to see…
I have enough trouble explaining my Nightmare stuff that I leave out for 2 holidays… sheesh! I would say if you have that stuff all in one room, do you need that excuse to stay drunk?
Ugh, I had a run-in with them the other day. Was on a touristy trip to Washington DC and went to see the White House Xmas tree (tiny and Regretsy-worthy by the way).
A couple of these despicable creatures were in front of the White House with their heinous placards and earth shoes, being protected by a patrol car (yep, that’s where your tax-money is going dear American taxpayers!), which was for the best as my blood started to boil and I was ready to be violent!
Anyway the horrid female one was singing some hateful song so I made a point of booing her loudly whilst conspicuously plugging my ears with my fingers. Not much I know, but I didn’t have another hellbound fag handy to stage an impromptu kiss-in with. Was glad to have made some small protest at their presence in my own shy little way.
If we had an much talent as this seller clearly had to make a trollface shrinkydink, and hang it from a tree with a paperclip, we would already HAVE a Santa hat. Made of Hot Glue and last year’s wrapping paper.
I’m pretty sure this was a Shrinky Dink that started out as a full-sized Halloween mask, until it was baked in the oven and became this festive upcycled piece of holiday cheer.
Wonderful!!! I love really good miniature ornaments for my tabletop tree, and these are really good. What I love is that these can be displayed year ’round!
BadassLactatingHoneyBadger
December 21, 2011 at 11:20 am
Erajia is indeed a fat, jealous, loser, and carries items in her shop that the proceeds from their sale goes to the Regretsy Charity fund.
I had the “Enjoy Hell Devil” key chain made into fridge magnets for myself and friends. Its often what I’m looking at, while I’m pouring the first cup of coffee to start my day.
Didn’t she post a picture of this very troll face just the other day to indicate that the comment she had just posted was a joke? This toothy grin looks awfully familiar…
I am old also. My wife who is just young enough to understand the internet (28) turned me on to this site to learn about memes. Here’s the one dedicated to trollface. Enjoy.
Thank you so much! Now I shall never again be caught unawares by a meme! Old age is unavoidable, but maturity is a choice. I choose to avoid it as much as possible.
What’s really scary is that I almost posted your first sentence, verbatim, in reply to the comment right above it, beginning: “I guess it’s a sign that I’m old…”
“A bear! A bear! All covered in hair!!” I am currently waiting to read book 5 (my friend has the series, so I have to wait to read each book, can’t afford to buy my own :0( ) Am re-reading book 4 in the meantime. Can’t wait for season 2! Squeeee!
Also, I am highly impressed with the speed you clever clogs came back with ‘trollface santa’ and ‘trollface baby Jeebus”. Just awesome!
I’m sorry, but you failed the geekdom test. The correct words are in fact, ‘A bear! A bear! All black and brown, and covered with hair!’ You came close, though.
I just finished reading book 5 the other week, and can’t wait for Game of Thrones season 2 to begin. Although I have to say it’s season 3 I’m most looking forward to, mainly because I really, really want to hear ‘The Bear and the Maiden Fair’ sung. I cried with laughter when I read that chapter. Joffrey dying should be good, too…
I’m so happy! Thank you for the feature. Thanks to you fat jealous losers, I sold out of ornaments for the year and I have a nice little pile of money to donate for the next charity drive!
December 21, 2011 at 2:06 am
Christ on a bike… it gets worse…
December 21, 2011 at 11:08 am
December 21, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Ooooh. I want that ornament for my tree! It would look so nice next to the mermen.
December 21, 2011 at 11:17 am
December 23, 2011 at 7:43 am
Rich!
December 24, 2011 at 10:11 am
Could I please get that on a lanyard or key chain? I just want people to know I’m funny.
December 21, 2011 at 9:33 am
So my nicname for my friend is trollface… I’m pretty sure I just found his Christmas present.
December 21, 2011 at 11:31 am
my nickname for my friend is twatwaffle…HEY! I should go type that into etsy and see if THAT ornament comes up! woo hoo!
December 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Actually, something does come up…
http://www.etsy.com/listing/84565919/regretsy-password-cf4l-glass-bead?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_submit=&ga_search_query=twatwaffle&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmade
December 21, 2011 at 8:21 pm
Nice bead, but it doesn’t have the pizazz of say…a vajayjay with half a waffle sticking out of it, smothered in butter and syrup….oh when will the world wake up to the need for this kind of christmas ornament!
December 21, 2011 at 9:33 am
you feelin’ festive, bro?
December 21, 2011 at 9:34 am
You know your holiday is going to suck when your Christmas tree trolls you.
December 21, 2011 at 11:32 am
internet broken…trolls escaped and hid in tree…run!
December 21, 2011 at 11:41 am
It’s dropping needless all over your floor. U mad?
December 21, 2011 at 1:13 pm
http://www.imgjoe.com/x/untitledowo.jpg
December 21, 2011 at 1:13 pm
December 23, 2011 at 2:56 am
Could be a really cold prank to pull on the kids:
hide gifts in closet > add troll ornament after kids go to bed > kids wake up, eager to see what Santa left > nothing under tree > kids look up…
December 21, 2011 at 9:37 am
Merry Christmas… Problem?
December 21, 2011 at 9:38 am
Make an effort people! Print it on Red or Green, add some glitter. Show some fucking respect for that tree!
December 21, 2011 at 9:47 am
And use something other than a paperclip to hang it on!
December 21, 2011 at 1:26 pm
December 21, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Fuck you paperclip. No.
December 21, 2011 at 6:03 pm
Clippy. Must. Die.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128417631
December 21, 2011 at 6:40 pm
December 22, 2011 at 10:54 pm
The look on the paperclip’s face makes me want a restraining order against him.
(Picture above is only 1/2 as creepy as he looks on Word 97, and not hardly as lecherous.)
December 21, 2011 at 9:59 am
Problem? xD
December 21, 2011 at 9:44 am
I like this, but it would benefit from a little felt santa hat.
December 21, 2011 at 9:48 am
Definitely needs glitter. Also, I think it would have photographed better on tree made of barn wood.
December 21, 2011 at 9:49 am
U MERRY?!
Me gusta.
December 21, 2011 at 9:49 am
Oh wait I got another one.
TROLLOLOLOL-LA, LA LA LA LAAA.
December 21, 2011 at 9:52 am
December 21, 2011 at 10:07 am
Thirty-Three years later: “Problem, Romans?”
December 21, 2011 at 9:54 am
Where is the fuzzy green hair and jeweled belly button?? If it doesn’t look like this, it is not a troll.
December 21, 2011 at 10:19 am
Old-school troll FTW!
December 21, 2011 at 9:55 am
Here’s a question – what if you decorated your living room this year ONLY with Regretsy advent calender items?
The spoons, creepy babies, creepier Santas, the Christs (both the deer and man hunters), burn victim monkey pandas, various dildo shaped things, etc.?
Put yourself in that room and imagine what would happen? A tear in the space time continuum, the beginning of the end times, strings of non-substance related hallucinations, getting a show on one of those cable channels high up in the 200s, a visit from Child Services even if you don’t have children, involuntary committal, or just an excuse to stay extremely drunk until January 8th, or what?
I’d be curious to see…
December 21, 2011 at 10:29 am
I have enough trouble explaining my Nightmare stuff that I leave out for 2 holidays… sheesh! I would say if you have that stuff all in one room, do you need that excuse to stay drunk?
December 21, 2011 at 9:56 am
I’m pretty sure Westboro Baptist Church has a tree that’s full of these.
December 21, 2011 at 10:20 am
Westboro Baptist Church is full of these.
December 21, 2011 at 2:24 pm
Ugh, I had a run-in with them the other day. Was on a touristy trip to Washington DC and went to see the White House Xmas tree (tiny and Regretsy-worthy by the way).
A couple of these despicable creatures were in front of the White House with their heinous placards and earth shoes, being protected by a patrol car (yep, that’s where your tax-money is going dear American taxpayers!), which was for the best as my blood started to boil and I was ready to be violent!
Anyway the horrid female one was singing some hateful song so I made a point of booing her loudly whilst conspicuously plugging my ears with my fingers. Not much I know, but I didn’t have another hellbound fag handy to stage an impromptu kiss-in with. Was glad to have made some small protest at their presence in my own shy little way.
December 21, 2011 at 5:18 pm
It really should be legal to shoot those people.
And I’m a Liberal, tree-hugging pacifist.
December 21, 2011 at 6:15 pm
Ugh… as a Christian, I apologize for these hateful bastards.
I guess if we get our rights to free speech, they do to, unfortunately. *le sigh*
December 21, 2011 at 9:59 am
I want one of the incredulous atheist guy.
December 21, 2011 at 10:00 am
Definitely needs a Santa hat, but otherwise… I WANT AND YES I AM MAD BRO
December 21, 2011 at 10:02 am
Y U NO MAKE UR OWN SANTA HAT
December 21, 2011 at 12:12 pm
If we had an much talent as this seller clearly had to make a trollface shrinkydink, and hang it from a tree with a paperclip, we would already HAVE a Santa hat. Made of Hot Glue and last year’s wrapping paper.
Also, did I just feed a troll? =)
December 21, 2011 at 2:24 pm
I read that as “did I just feel a troll?” and thought something had snuck up on you.
December 21, 2011 at 10:03 am
Why the fuck would anyone want an ornament with Jay Leno’s face on it?
December 21, 2011 at 10:37 am
Come on. The troll face’s chin isn’t THAT big, is it?
Well… Maybe if you added some acid wash denim, a vintage car, and gave him Conan O’Brien’s job…
December 21, 2011 at 10:05 am
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December 21, 2011 at 10:07 am
I’m pretty sure this was a Shrinky Dink that started out as a full-sized Halloween mask, until it was baked in the oven and became this festive upcycled piece of holiday cheer.
December 21, 2011 at 10:12 am
I see what you did there…. Maybe next year, I’ll just take everything in my Etsy store, put a hanger on it and call it a “Christmas ornament.”
December 21, 2011 at 10:22 am
The seller is one of us, so it’s QUALITY fuckery!
December 21, 2011 at 11:12 am
Yay! Check these out:
CHARITY – Regretsy Mini-Ornament Set – $20
http://www.etsy.com/listing/84305746/charity-regretsy-mini-ornament-set
December 21, 2011 at 11:26 am
Wonderful!!! I love really good miniature ornaments for my tabletop tree, and these are really good. What I love is that these can be displayed year ’round!
December 21, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Does the Towel Mike come solo?
…upon rereading my own comment, that sounded terrible. Here, let me try again:
Can I have the Towel Mike one without a towel?
Sorry, what was I trying to say?
December 21, 2011 at 12:58 pm
A DRORNAMENT!
December 21, 2011 at 6:41 pm
He’s Israeli, and part of a set of eight. These are… menorah baubles!
December 21, 2011 at 11:20 am
Erajia is indeed a fat, jealous, loser, and carries items in her shop that the proceeds from their sale goes to the Regretsy Charity fund.
I had the “Enjoy Hell Devil” key chain made into fridge magnets for myself and friends. Its often what I’m looking at, while I’m pouring the first cup of coffee to start my day.
December 21, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Do want!
December 21, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Didn’t she post a picture of this very troll face just the other day to indicate that the comment she had just posted was a joke? This toothy grin looks awfully familiar…
December 23, 2011 at 3:56 pm
I sure am! I didn’t notice this until today though. My heart is filled with holiday fuckery cheer now!
December 21, 2011 at 10:28 am
I actually like this. I wouldn’t buy it, but I’m thinking next year I’ll make a garland with different Rage faces on it.
December 21, 2011 at 10:42 am
I’ve worked for him before. Jerk.
December 21, 2011 at 10:44 am
Maybe I’ve spent too much time on Tumblr, but my first reaction was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!
Or am I trolling you….?
December 21, 2011 at 10:46 am
I guess it’s a sign that I’m old…but I know that’s some kind of thing, like a meme…but I have no idea what. It sure is butt-ugly though.
December 21, 2011 at 2:20 pm
I am old also. My wife who is just young enough to understand the internet (28) turned me on to this site to learn about memes. Here’s the one dedicated to trollface. Enjoy.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface-coolface-problem
December 24, 2011 at 10:34 am
Thank you so much! Now I shall never again be caught unawares by a meme! Old age is unavoidable, but maturity is a choice. I choose to avoid it as much as possible.
December 21, 2011 at 11:45 am
I make that face when I’m pooping. So yeah sure it belongs on my Christmas tree…
December 21, 2011 at 5:23 pm
What’s really scary is that I almost posted your first sentence, verbatim, in reply to the comment right above it, beginning: “I guess it’s a sign that I’m old…”
This is no joke. This is a cry for help.
December 21, 2011 at 12:01 pm
If you hang this on the tree, does 4chan come down the chimney?
December 21, 2011 at 2:21 pm
4chanta claus Of course!
December 21, 2011 at 12:27 pm
U mad?
This is epic. I want!
December 21, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Can I just say I love your username? I toyed with the idea of choosing ‘Valar morghulis’ for myself. I don’t know why I didn’t go through with it…
*salutes fellow fan and bursts into a chorus of ‘The Bear and the Maiden Fair’*
December 21, 2011 at 6:22 pm
“A bear! A bear! All covered in hair!!” I am currently waiting to read book 5 (my friend has the series, so I have to wait to read each book, can’t afford to buy my own :0( ) Am re-reading book 4 in the meantime. Can’t wait for season 2! Squeeee!
Also, I am highly impressed with the speed you clever clogs came back with ‘trollface santa’ and ‘trollface baby Jeebus”. Just awesome!
December 21, 2011 at 11:09 pm
I’m sorry, but you failed the geekdom test. The correct words are in fact, ‘A bear! A bear! All black and brown, and covered with hair!’ You came close, though.
I just finished reading book 5 the other week, and can’t wait for Game of Thrones season 2 to begin. Although I have to say it’s season 3 I’m most looking forward to, mainly because I really, really want to hear ‘The Bear and the Maiden Fair’ sung. I cried with laughter when I read that chapter. Joffrey dying should be good, too…
December 22, 2011 at 9:55 am
I ordered a Forever Alone keychain for a friend as a secret Santa gift, so I approve of this.
December 21, 2011 at 1:51 pm
I WILL BUY YOUR ENTIRE STOCK, ETSY TROLL PERSON.
December 21, 2011 at 5:09 pm
December 21, 2011 at 8:31 pm
‘Water resistant plastic’. What kind of plastic is that? Isn’t all plastic waterproof???
December 23, 2011 at 4:05 pm
It means that the inks and paints I use won’t smudge when handled. I use a sealant to keep them looking as good as the day I made them.
December 21, 2011 at 9:51 pm
Lanyard, please.
December 22, 2011 at 9:35 am
anyone part of The Army is my homey. Once featured on Regretsy, even more so.
December 23, 2011 at 3:59 pm
I’m so happy! Thank you for the feature. Thanks to you fat jealous losers, I sold out of ornaments for the year and I have a nice little pile of money to donate for the next charity drive!