Am I the only one that thinks that the Hoarders doctor up there (I’m assuming that’s Robin, I’ve only watched the show a time or two), looks like Tanya Harding?
Aww. I was beginning to like the door in all it’s Hoarding bad crafts glory.
Now if only my neighbors would do a similar clean sweep and GET ALL THE FUCKING HALLOWEEN INFLATABLES OFF THEIR LAWN! I may just have to pull out the bebe gun and take care of it myself.
Is the guy there that real Badass guy who calls everybody out? I LOVE him. The Docs are all “How do you feel about this?” and he’s all “We are not keeping this–it has turds on it.”
this would make a perfect picture book for my little nephew…this is sooo funny. the photoshop cat with the sparkle tear is the BEST part…holy shit. i love it.
Did the cat have a few dozen hoarders roaming around the house and hiding under piles of stuff? It seems like most of the people on ‘Hoarders’ have far too many unfortunate cats, so it’s only fair to let the cat have a turn.
So I always assumed that the foyer in the trick or treat photo was just a stock photo. However, now that we have multiple angles, it is possible that this is Ms. Killer’s home? If so, love the stripes!
October 29, 2010 at 11:00 am
Don’t cry kitty. Next year, Momma will find a whole new pile of October Etsy shit to line the walls.
October 29, 2010 at 11:00 am
Is that the couple who crashed that White House dinner?
I believe that someone will get this, and it will make it all worthwhile. – HK
October 29, 2010 at 11:05 am
It’s the people from Hoarders!
October 29, 2010 at 11:06 am
I toyed with going as Dr. Robin Zasio for Halloween, but couldn’t bring myself to dye my hair blonde and black… LOVE IT! AWESOME!
October 29, 2010 at 11:12 am
Dr. Zasio is a lifeless, robotic woman. I’m not convinced that she isn’t a RealDoll.
October 29, 2010 at 11:12 am
A cougar RealDoll.
October 29, 2010 at 11:13 am
I too may cry a glittery tear or too at the loss of all the whimsy.
October 29, 2010 at 11:14 am
Forgive my ignorance, but what is Hoarders?
October 29, 2010 at 11:17 am
yes!
there was really no other way to wrap it all up.
nothing i can add is funnier than the post itself.I bow to your Buddha nature, Regretsy
Happy Halloween
October 29, 2010 at 11:20 am
*sobs*
*wails*
*despair*
*agony*
*vomits*
*sobs again*
*vomits*
*puts glitter on it and lists it on etsy*
All with asterisks
October 29, 2010 at 11:22 am
Am I the only one that thinks that the Hoarders doctor up there (I’m assuming that’s Robin, I’ve only watched the show a time or two), looks like Tanya Harding?
October 29, 2010 at 11:22 am
Aw, it’s OK kitty. Christmas will be here before you know it.
Dr. Zasio hasn’t cured anyone yet.
October 29, 2010 at 11:26 am
Aww. I was beginning to like the door in all it’s Hoarding bad crafts glory.
Now if only my neighbors would do a similar clean sweep and GET ALL THE FUCKING HALLOWEEN INFLATABLES OFF THEIR LAWN! I may just have to pull out the bebe gun and take care of it myself.
October 29, 2010 at 11:30 am
Dibs on the truck! I call dibs on the truck! To whom do I need to send my address?
October 29, 2010 at 11:37 am
Quick! Capture those precious kitty tears and make something magickal to sell on etsy already, will ya?
October 29, 2010 at 11:46 am
I Will Never Forgetsy….
Wait, what were we talking about?
I was hoping to see April in once last costume? Maybe with the North Korean pumpkin.
October 29, 2010 at 11:59 am
*glitter tear* damn, october went by so fast! i’m not ready for regresty halloween fuckery to be over. *glitter tear*
October 29, 2010 at 12:13 pm
I think there should be a Thanksgiving door. I mean, with all that can go wrong on that day…………….
October 29, 2010 at 12:21 pm
I’d be crying, too, if “Hoarders” came to my house without Matt Paxton! That guy is awesome.
October 29, 2010 at 12:23 pm
It doesn’t look like the human centipede made it into the truck…
Perhaps the doctor liked it too much.
October 29, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Veteran’s Day is nigh upon us, and I’m sure we promised not to forget something regarding that.
October 29, 2010 at 12:25 pm
The blonde/black combo is a win for Dr Zasio as she puts the whore in hoarders
October 29, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Why are Michaele and Tareq Salahi not on the junk truck?
October 29, 2010 at 12:35 pm
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October 29, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Finally! I hate clutter.It was fun ,but I’m not sorry to see it go…a clean slate for the next pileup of juicy fuckery.
At least there were no perishables in there…oh wait , the meat curtains ….
October 29, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Hoarders: The Schadenfreude that makes the world go ’round.
October 29, 2010 at 12:49 pm
At knitten-kitten… re: thanksgiving, I dunno how creative I could actually get at TURKEY carving…
October 29, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Is the guy there that real Badass guy who calls everybody out? I LOVE him. The Docs are all “How do you feel about this?” and he’s all “We are not keeping this–it has turds on it.”
October 29, 2010 at 1:12 pm
@#27 — No, you’re thinking of Matt Paxton, and yes, Matt Paxton rocks it. He can fling poo like nobody else.
October 29, 2010 at 1:32 pm
to #15 kittykatt:
The tear should be captured in a cube of acrylic and hung on a cheap chain, just like:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/58399504/tiny-tear-drop-milk-pendant
October 29, 2010 at 2:43 pm
#20 …to create the Human Hoarding Centepede !!!!!!!
OH THE HORROR
October 29, 2010 at 3:48 pm
this would make a perfect picture book for my little nephew…this is sooo funny. the photoshop cat with the sparkle tear is the BEST part…holy shit. i love it.
October 29, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Did the cat have a few dozen hoarders roaming around the house and hiding under piles of stuff? It seems like most of the people on ‘Hoarders’ have far too many unfortunate cats, so it’s only fair to let the cat have a turn.
October 29, 2010 at 4:40 pm
So I always assumed that the foyer in the trick or treat photo was just a stock photo. However, now that we have multiple angles, it is possible that this is Ms. Killer’s home? If so, love the stripes!
October 29, 2010 at 6:23 pm
don’t worry they may have gotten the first floor but i bet there is more in the basement.
October 29, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Does it make me a bad person that, what few times I’ve watched Hoarders, I invariably felt sorrier for the cats than I did the people?
October 30, 2010 at 6:40 am
I know just how you feel, kitteh. I grow to love my Halloween decorations too. /sparkly tear
October 30, 2010 at 3:03 pm
@Badger -imo no, it doesn’t make you a bad person .
I’ve not seen the show but after all, the cats didn’t ask to be there & can’t leave…..
November 1, 2010 at 10:01 am
I don’t recognize the guy, but I thought the woman was Natalee Holloway’s mother. And I even watch Hoarders! I fail.
November 4, 2010 at 10:45 am
perfect and hilarious!!