For 16 pages I want a healthy lobster, not a mutant one. I mean come on, where is the quality in craftmanship these days? They just aren’t making aluminum foil lobsters like they used to.
can’t read my– can’t read my–
no you can’t read my PDF WTF face
(she’s got a lobster hat)
can’t read my– can’t read my–
no can’t read my PDF WTF face
(aluminum foil isn’t talent)
….
also, that woman is clearly bluffin’ with her muffin if she thinks anyone will buy that.
16 pages?? How long are the damn directions for a flippin’ alumilobster? Does this thing double as a rocket launcher? An interstellar communication device? Will it do my taxes?
There’s a water bottle in there – for his ribbed body. Not bad if you had to make a paper mache one for … well, I have absolutely no idea why you would need to do that.
This is what most of my sculptures look like before I get to the actual sculpting part. Clearly I should have taken better pictures of how to make a three headed werewolf maquette so everyone else could make tinfoil monsters. Nothing says scary like tinfoil!
If you’re going to have a giant metallic alienoid bug creature on your head for Halloween, it should at least be sucking your blood.
Included in the metalic alienoid blood sucker costume is a 16-page pdf of detailed instructions on how to explain to your friends why you would choose to do such a thing and how it actually an alien and not you uncertain what a lobster looks like.
I don’t have time for 16 pages. I’m just going to take whatever the waiter does with my leftovers, smack it near my head and blame it all on Lady Gaga.
October 12, 2010 at 9:35 am
That lobster seems to be missing its claws. Did she dip them in aluminum clarified butter?
October 12, 2010 at 9:40 am
Without the claws, isn’t a lobster just a cockroach that lives in the ocean?
October 12, 2010 at 9:43 am
looks more like a water bottle covered in tinfoil
October 12, 2010 at 9:44 am
Hey! I was saving those leftovers! Lobsterfest only comes around so often…
October 12, 2010 at 9:45 am
Hey lady, you got something on your head.
October 12, 2010 at 9:46 am
The perfect complement to her VMA mat dress
SURF AND TURF BABY!!
October 12, 2010 at 9:48 am
VMA MEAT DRESS
its official – “the Count sucks”
October 12, 2010 at 9:52 am
Patty and LeeLoo are RIGHT and makes this offer a
PDF DIY WTF
October 12, 2010 at 9:53 am
i love that helen went for the frog on the head, as opposed to the claw-less lobster…. claw-less lobster is so gauche.
October 12, 2010 at 9:58 am
For 16 pages I want a healthy lobster, not a mutant one. I mean come on, where is the quality in craftmanship these days? They just aren’t making aluminum foil lobsters like they used to.
October 12, 2010 at 9:58 am
i don’t think lady gaga would endorse this for fear that it would…
PUH PUH PUH POKE HER FACE
zing!
October 12, 2010 at 9:59 am
#7 you forgot BBQ
I mean, something has to be done with all that foil left over from the corn and potatoes.
October 12, 2010 at 10:00 am
I totally envision this as a way to wrap up left-over roasted swan to send home with my house-guests.
October 12, 2010 at 10:04 am
I’m thinking that this had to be listed by Reynold’s Wrap or the people that make tin foil animals to take your leftovers home in.
October 12, 2010 at 10:05 am
Also repels the mind controlling radio waves of alien overlords. Stylish and practical.
October 12, 2010 at 10:07 am
Does it come with a promise that “The Price Is Right” will come in better on my TV?
October 12, 2010 at 10:10 am
If you pinch the antennae together you can perch it on your nose. Add an eyeglass and it’s Steampunk.
Wah-laa!
October 12, 2010 at 10:12 am
am i the only one who twitches a little every time i see the word “upcycled”?
October 12, 2010 at 10:14 am
@Patty-I think it’s actually a member of the spider family. Either way, cockroach or spider, it’s ew.
October 12, 2010 at 10:15 am
Tinfoil hats are getting mighty fancy these days. Why, back in my time, we only had ONE page PDFs to instruct us, and WE LIKED IT.
October 12, 2010 at 10:16 am
This quote immediately came to mind-
‘The 4 most overrated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics’
Christopher Hitchens
October 12, 2010 at 10:17 am
Elsa Schiaparelli you’re not seller. Not even if you get someone to throw mayonaisse on this.
October 12, 2010 at 10:22 am
This is the makings of a bad romance.
October 12, 2010 at 10:25 am
The reason I like those tinfoil animals is because they have leftovers in them! This is missing the point!
October 12, 2010 at 10:33 am
My tinfoil terradactyl can eat your tinfoil lobster for breakfast AND the leftovers
October 12, 2010 at 10:42 am
The word “upcycled” here really bothers me. Am I to understand she used the aluminum foil for other purposes first?
October 12, 2010 at 11:11 am
also if the foil has been used before, it’s at least a day old. that makes it “vintage” I think.
October 12, 2010 at 11:12 am
can’t read my– can’t read my–
no you can’t read my PDF WTF face
(she’s got a lobster hat)
can’t read my– can’t read my–
no can’t read my PDF WTF face
(aluminum foil isn’t talent)
….
also, that woman is clearly bluffin’ with her muffin if she thinks anyone will buy that.
October 12, 2010 at 11:29 am
16 pages?? How long are the damn directions for a flippin’ alumilobster? Does this thing double as a rocket launcher? An interstellar communication device? Will it do my taxes?
October 12, 2010 at 11:31 am
For the budget-conscious, this Lady Gaga lobster hat can be re-upcycled as an Alien facehugger costume next year!
October 12, 2010 at 11:35 am
it’s not a lobster – it’s a GIANT PRAWN!
But now I know what I’m going trick or treating in.
“give the woman in the scary arachnid hat all the candy she wants! Just make her go away!!!”
October 12, 2010 at 11:46 am
I made one and picked up a radio station in St. Louis!
October 12, 2010 at 12:04 pm
There’s a water bottle in there – for his ribbed body. Not bad if you had to make a paper mache one for … well, I have absolutely no idea why you would need to do that.
October 12, 2010 at 12:11 pm
I just put in a BUY order with the Chicago Merchantile Board of Trade on Aluminum Futures.
We’re back, Mortimer!!!!
October 12, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Lada Gaga did not wear the lobster with claws
(Homarus americanus)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster
She wore…. A rock lobster….
(Panulirus interruptus)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiny_lobster
October 12, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Of course, Lady Gaga is (Whorus popmusikus)
October 12, 2010 at 12:22 pm
It’s upcycled because it’s really a doggie bag from Red Lobster. I wasn’t that hungry so all I ate was the claws.
I also got a baked potato bra to match ensemble.
The pat of butter panties seemed a little rich for my taste.
October 12, 2010 at 12:26 pm
I have knitted intricate lace shawls that have had patterns complete with charts that have not been 16 pages long. WTF lady?
Also, here’s a contest idea: What WON’T lady gaga put on her head?
October 12, 2010 at 12:38 pm
This is what most of my sculptures look like before I get to the actual sculpting part. Clearly I should have taken better pictures of how to make a three headed werewolf maquette so everyone else could make tinfoil monsters. Nothing says scary like tinfoil!
October 12, 2010 at 12:46 pm
What’s more fashionable than a giant foil bug’s butt in your face?
October 12, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Because I’m sorry but this is NOT a lobster. It’s a praying mantis AT BEST
October 12, 2010 at 1:00 pm
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lady+gaga+lobster
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=spiny+lobster
Was that so hard?
October 12, 2010 at 1:04 pm
If you’re going to have a giant metallic alienoid bug creature on your head for Halloween, it should at least be sucking your blood.
Included in the metalic alienoid blood sucker costume is a 16-page pdf of detailed instructions on how to explain to your friends why you would choose to do such a thing and how it actually an alien and not you uncertain what a lobster looks like.
October 12, 2010 at 1:45 pm
“Honey, how long ago was it that you made this meatloaf that’s at the back of the fridge?”
“Oh, I’m not sure. Why do you ask?”
“Well, I don’t exactly recall it having legs…”
October 12, 2010 at 3:07 pm
another idea? cook some Jiffy Pop and stick the just about to burst bag on top of your head…
October 12, 2010 at 4:16 pm
(am i really the first to go there?) CURSES! Foiled Again!
will it fit a two year old?
October 12, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Lady Gaga’s Crafts for the Retarded: By their Foil They Shall Learn
October 12, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Between the live lobster who gets eaten and the foil lobster that gets worn as a ridiculous headpiece: I can’t say who has the crueler fate.
October 12, 2010 at 5:47 pm
You know, that would be a perfect way to carry snacks to a party where you know the host cheaps out on the eats!
October 12, 2010 at 6:25 pm
This reminds me, I still have that game of Half-Life 2 to finish.
October 12, 2010 at 7:06 pm
I don’t have time for 16 pages. I’m just going to take whatever the waiter does with my leftovers, smack it near my head and blame it all on Lady Gaga.
October 12, 2010 at 11:26 pm
Just what I want in my millinery, a chance to scratch up my corneas.
Exactly how are you supposed to wear this without hurting yourself?
October 13, 2010 at 7:17 am
From sparking Illuminati conspiracy theories to her own tinfoil hat, Lady Gaga has come full circle.
October 13, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Lobsters and cockroaches are completely different phyla.
/nerdout