Don’t mow my lawn
Don’t mow my lawn, Alejandro
You’re doing it wrong,
You’re doing it wrong, Fernando

Do it like Mrs. Pearlman’s yard
Just cut the grass by hand, is that so hard?
And speak English
Don’t speak Puerto Rican, Roberto

“TRICK OR TREAT!”

“Who are you supposed to be?”

“I’m a bowl of vegetarian noodles!”

“Oh! Well… here you go. Have a Snickers.”

“No thanks. My mom says I can’t have Hydrolyzed Animal Protein.”

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TRICK OR TREAT
GRAB MY TEAT
I'VE GOT HOLES IN BOTH MY FEET
AMEN

After all those people died, I was kinda sad. Then I went to a costume party!