What’s most disturbing is that at various points in my life I have actually witnessed things strikingly similar to numbers 2, 3, 4, 5, 7 and 9 by looking out whatever window I was nearest. I have also looked out my upstairs stairwell window to see a HUGE fucking Tom Turkey standing on the lower roof staring right back at me. Y’all? Turkeys is big. That shit was scarier than the clown, yo. And once in NYC I saw my neighbor lady getting eaten out by her dog. (Worst thing ever)
I just became a member after reading for a few months to say that nothing, NOTHING is scarier than the clown. I’d honestly rather watch a dog eat out a lady than go near a fucking clown. That’s just gross. Clowns will induce seizure-like fear. Sorry to rant, greetings to everyone, I’m just a little pissed about the forthcoming nightmares 0.o
You haven’t been around here long, have you?! He’s been terrorizing people here for a long time! I wouldn’t recommend finding out anything more about him, either. Really, don’t Google it.
May 26, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Y’all are a bunch of sick fucks, and I mean that most admiringly.
May 26, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Awww, I liked my last one the best, and it’s not here :/
May 26, 2010 at 4:35 pm
The best out of mine, that is…
May 26, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Oh the whimsicle fuckery! I love them all! Nice work everyone!!
May 26, 2010 at 4:48 pm
i’m (wiping away a tear)speechless!
May 26, 2010 at 4:51 pm
From now on, I will be leaving my drapes closed!
Awesomely whimsicle fuckery, you bunch of sickos-said with utmost respect!
May 26, 2010 at 4:58 pm
I’m so glad I live on the third floor.
May 26, 2010 at 5:03 pm
What’s most disturbing is that at various points in my life I have actually witnessed things strikingly similar to numbers 2, 3, 4, 5, 7 and 9 by looking out whatever window I was nearest. I have also looked out my upstairs stairwell window to see a HUGE fucking Tom Turkey standing on the lower roof staring right back at me. Y’all? Turkeys is big. That shit was scarier than the clown, yo. And once in NYC I saw my neighbor lady getting eaten out by her dog. (Worst thing ever)
May 26, 2010 at 5:06 pm
#8 – Holy shit on that share. O_o
May 26, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Heh. Yeah. Sorry. TMI?
May 26, 2010 at 5:25 pm
D: is teh face I am making right this very now minute.
May 26, 2010 at 6:39 pm
I just became a member after reading for a few months to say that nothing, NOTHING is scarier than the clown. I’d honestly rather watch a dog eat out a lady than go near a fucking clown. That’s just gross. Clowns will induce seizure-like fear. Sorry to rant, greetings to everyone, I’m just a little pissed about the forthcoming nightmares 0.o
May 26, 2010 at 8:04 pm
I feel violated.
May 26, 2010 at 9:16 pm
I swear I gave myself a hernia laughing so hard. You really ARE sick fucks.
I like that in a person.
May 27, 2010 at 2:36 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/coops_e/4643880035/
a bit late… but appropriate for today (if you follow on facebook).
May 27, 2010 at 11:10 am
Cheers Regretsians, these are some grand shoops. I certainly won’t be sleeping tonight.
May 27, 2010 at 1:08 pm
funny–and terrifying!
May 27, 2010 at 1:10 pm
I wanna see Turkey Skants Guy outside a window…
May 27, 2010 at 1:11 pm
By the way, it’s not really an owl…
May 28, 2010 at 12:47 am
I laughed so hard, I couldn’t breeze..
May 28, 2010 at 6:42 pm
These are so wonderful. I was heartbroken when I realized I couldn’t open the filetype. I’m way too cheap for photoshop.
June 10, 2010 at 9:35 pm
why oh why didn’t i take the blue pill?
June 18, 2010 at 12:04 pm
you guys crack my shit up!
August 17, 2010 at 8:56 am
LOL. I’m highly disturbed by the rectum paint man.
October 23, 2010 at 9:40 am
Is there really a guy out there shooting paint out of his anus?
July 15, 2011 at 10:25 am
You haven’t been around here long, have you?!
He’s been terrorizing people here for a long time! I wouldn’t recommend finding out anything more about him, either. Really, don’t Google it.
October 29, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Amazing
January 29, 2012 at 8:50 pm
If I had seen this in the year 2000 I would never have gone on Prozac!