I’d like to use this for unique decor design, but I have no one who could view my wall.

The delightful Oh Boy Cat Toy (maker of the Michael Jackson catnip toy, and the dolphin with a boner you people keep sending me) has created the ultimate Etsy-to-Regretsy-to-Etsy-and-back-to-Regretsy recursive clusterfucking meta toy for your meme savvy cat: Say What Guy!*

Please buy this immediately because, well, you have no other choice, really. And send me a picture of your stoned cat, trying to pinpoint the exact moment it all went so horribly wrong.

* The artist has been made aware of the toy and was offered proceeds from the sale

Oh your special lady will love this! Well, when she wakes up, I mean.

Fuck you, Santa.

This premium domain sold last night to the mysterious “Jody”, for a staggering $67. I’m sure we all look forward to sending emails of congratulations to whimsiclefuckery@bleedingsquirrels.com.

As promised, the money will go to an Etsy seller, who I’ve already chosen via Alchemy. She’ll be making toys for us to donate to Toys for Tots.

When the seller confirms, I’ll post the details. Her offer was very generous, and I think it will make some kids pretty happy.