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Posted September 3, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Whimsicle Fuckery

I have something planned.

I can’t tell you much about it, but it may involve this post.

And this picture.

And also perhaps this picture.

But that’s all I’m saying.

So here’s the deal.

If you’re going to be in Los Angeles on Sunday October 17th, and you have about an hour to kill, let me know. There will be a brief exercise in insanity which will benefit charity, and will immortalize you in the pages of Regretsy.

I don’t know how many people I’m going to need yet, but I’ll start putting a list together and coordinate everything over the next few weeks.

And that’s all I’m saying.

Posted September 3, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Baby

Nothing says “Sorry your baby drowned in that horrible boating accident” like a forever candle!

Specify catamaran, sloop or cruise ship at check out

Posted September 3, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Not Remotely Crap

As you know, I occasionally feature things that are so wonderful, they kick your ass down the street. This is one of those times.

More at Patricia Waller’s site

Posted September 3, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Whimsicle Fuckery

Regretsy reader Mary spotted this online today and “instantly thought of Regretsy!”

And speaking of filling a need, here’s a new design in our Zazzle Store!

Click on the image to visit our Zazzle Store

As always, 100% of the merchandise sold in our Zazzle Store benefits charitable causes. To date, we have raised over $11,000 for a variety of charitable causes.

Bottoms up!

Posted September 3, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Penises

Posted September 2, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Hats

If I wanted a hand on my head, I’d still be with my ex-boyfriend.


UPDATE: The seller would like you to know that you aren’t fit to buy her crappy hats. Sucks to be you!

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